"That's why I got you, clearly," I said. "Because I wanted a yes-man and you're so good for that."
"Hey, I'm just a mirror, boss. Not my fault you're ambivalent."
"I'm not ambivalent."
"You know better, but you're being a moron about it anyway," Bob said. "If that ain't ambivalence, maybe Mab's getting to you. Because it's a little crazy." He sniffed. "Besides, if you weren't of two minds about it, I wouldn't be giving you this kind of crap, now, would I?"
I was going to say something sarcastic, but the red glare of a stoplight suddenly appeared about ten feet in front of the old Caddy's nose. I stared at the light for a fraction of a second, and then mashed the brakes down. I had an instant to see that it wasn't a traffic signal, but Toot-toot, his aura glaring brilliant scarlet, frantically waving his arms at me. As the Caddy lumbered forward, I saw him take a couple of steps forward, running up the windshield, and up out of sight above me.
As the heavy old piece of Detroit iron began to slide on the asphalt, I saw an object tumble out of the air in front of me and hit the street, turning over and over. I had another instant to recognize a plain black nylon duffel bag.
And then the world went white and a hammer the size of the Chrysler Building slammed me back against the old Caddy's seat.
Chapter Twelve
The bomb might have been fifty feet away when it exploded.
Mab's therapy had paid off. On raw instinct, I'd already begun to form a defensive shield in front of me when everything went boom. I hadn't had time to build much of a shield, but what little I could do probably kept me conscious.
Explosions are unbelievably loud. If you haven't been near one, there's no way to convey the sheer violence of it. It doesn't really register as a sound, the way a gunshot will. There's just this single, terrible power in the air, a sudden hammer blow of disorienting pressure, as if you've been hit by a truck made of pillow-top mattresses.
Your hearing goes. There's a familiar, high-pitched tone, only no one is telling you that this is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. There's dust and smoke everywhere, and you can't see. Your muscles don't all work right. You tell them to move and it's iffy. Maybe they do; maybe they don't. It's hard to tell which way is down. Not that you don't know it rationally, somewhere in your head-but your body just seems to forget its natural awareness of gravity.
Even if something sharp and fast doesn't go flying through some of your favorite organs, a nearby explosion leaves you half-blind, deaf, and drunkenly impaired.
Vulnerable.
One moment the Caddy was screeching and sliding toward that black duffel bag. The next, I was staring at a cloud of dust and the dim image of a brick wall at the end of the Caddy's nose. The windshield had been splintered into a webwork of cracks that made it hard to see. My chest hurt like hell.
I picked fitfully at it, my fingers clumsy,and thought to myself that the car Sith had provided must have had armored glass, or there would be windshield mixed in with my intestines. Lights danced and darted in my vision. My eyes wouldn't focus enough to track them. Smells were incredibly sharp. The air was acrid, thick with smoke, laced with the scents of things it is unhealthy to burn. I smelled gasoline nearby. There were wires hanging down from something in the corner of my vision, outside the car, spitting white sparks.
None of it seemed normal, but I couldn't quite remember the right word to describe it.
Danger.
Right. That was it. Danger. I was in danger.
A moving target is harder to hit.
I pushed open the passenger door and stumbled out of the car, choking on dust. Another car wreck? Man, Mike was going to charge me a small fortune to fix the Blue Beetle this time. Did I have the money in the bank? I couldn't remember whether I'd deposited my last stipend check from the Wardens.
No, wait. The car I'd just gotten out of wasn't the Blue Beetle, my trusty old Volkswagen Bug that had died in the line of duty. It was the creepy Herman Munster hot rod my boss had gotten m-
My brain finished rebooting, and things snapped back into focus; someone had just tried to bomb me back into the Stone Age.
I shook my head, gagging on dust, then dragged the Redcap's hat down off my head and over my mouth as a dust mask. The Caddy was up on the curb and had hit a building. The building had gotten the worst of it. One of the Caddy's headlights was out, its front fender crumpled a bit, and the passenger door had been thrown open, but otherwise the car was fine. Maybe ten or twelve square feet of brick wall had fallen out, some of it onto the hood, some of it onto the sidewalk. I looked around. It was hard to see through the dust. There were a lot of busted-up walls. Several small fires. A streetlight had come swinging down from the line that supported it-that was where the sparking cables came from.
Lights still darted and flickered randomly, and I blinked, trying to clear the stars away. But stars in the vision were usually white and silver. These were orange and red, like the embers of a fire.
Then one of those lights pivoted in midair and flashed toward my eyes. I jerked away from it, still clumsy, and a sudden spike of agony burned through my face.
I screamed and staggered to one knee. Something had gone through my cheek and was still there, tacking the damned Cincinnati cap to my face. I reached for it on instinct, but before I could get to it, pain exploded from my back, from the fresh wounds there, from my bruised hands, from my throat where the Redcap had nearly crushed it.
That did put me on the ground. It was too much to process, much less ignore. I reacted on blind animal instinct, swiping at the most intense source of pain with my paw. There was another flash of agony, and suddenly the hat came away from my face. A bloodied nail a good four inches long fell away with the hat, its last two inches bloodied, its other end swathed in duct tape.
"Hey, I'm just a mirror, boss. Not my fault you're ambivalent."
"I'm not ambivalent."
"You know better, but you're being a moron about it anyway," Bob said. "If that ain't ambivalence, maybe Mab's getting to you. Because it's a little crazy." He sniffed. "Besides, if you weren't of two minds about it, I wouldn't be giving you this kind of crap, now, would I?"
I was going to say something sarcastic, but the red glare of a stoplight suddenly appeared about ten feet in front of the old Caddy's nose. I stared at the light for a fraction of a second, and then mashed the brakes down. I had an instant to see that it wasn't a traffic signal, but Toot-toot, his aura glaring brilliant scarlet, frantically waving his arms at me. As the Caddy lumbered forward, I saw him take a couple of steps forward, running up the windshield, and up out of sight above me.
As the heavy old piece of Detroit iron began to slide on the asphalt, I saw an object tumble out of the air in front of me and hit the street, turning over and over. I had another instant to recognize a plain black nylon duffel bag.
And then the world went white and a hammer the size of the Chrysler Building slammed me back against the old Caddy's seat.
Chapter Twelve
The bomb might have been fifty feet away when it exploded.
Mab's therapy had paid off. On raw instinct, I'd already begun to form a defensive shield in front of me when everything went boom. I hadn't had time to build much of a shield, but what little I could do probably kept me conscious.
Explosions are unbelievably loud. If you haven't been near one, there's no way to convey the sheer violence of it. It doesn't really register as a sound, the way a gunshot will. There's just this single, terrible power in the air, a sudden hammer blow of disorienting pressure, as if you've been hit by a truck made of pillow-top mattresses.
Your hearing goes. There's a familiar, high-pitched tone, only no one is telling you that this is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. There's dust and smoke everywhere, and you can't see. Your muscles don't all work right. You tell them to move and it's iffy. Maybe they do; maybe they don't. It's hard to tell which way is down. Not that you don't know it rationally, somewhere in your head-but your body just seems to forget its natural awareness of gravity.
Even if something sharp and fast doesn't go flying through some of your favorite organs, a nearby explosion leaves you half-blind, deaf, and drunkenly impaired.
Vulnerable.
One moment the Caddy was screeching and sliding toward that black duffel bag. The next, I was staring at a cloud of dust and the dim image of a brick wall at the end of the Caddy's nose. The windshield had been splintered into a webwork of cracks that made it hard to see. My chest hurt like hell.
I picked fitfully at it, my fingers clumsy,and thought to myself that the car Sith had provided must have had armored glass, or there would be windshield mixed in with my intestines. Lights danced and darted in my vision. My eyes wouldn't focus enough to track them. Smells were incredibly sharp. The air was acrid, thick with smoke, laced with the scents of things it is unhealthy to burn. I smelled gasoline nearby. There were wires hanging down from something in the corner of my vision, outside the car, spitting white sparks.
None of it seemed normal, but I couldn't quite remember the right word to describe it.
Danger.
Right. That was it. Danger. I was in danger.
A moving target is harder to hit.
I pushed open the passenger door and stumbled out of the car, choking on dust. Another car wreck? Man, Mike was going to charge me a small fortune to fix the Blue Beetle this time. Did I have the money in the bank? I couldn't remember whether I'd deposited my last stipend check from the Wardens.
No, wait. The car I'd just gotten out of wasn't the Blue Beetle, my trusty old Volkswagen Bug that had died in the line of duty. It was the creepy Herman Munster hot rod my boss had gotten m-
My brain finished rebooting, and things snapped back into focus; someone had just tried to bomb me back into the Stone Age.
I shook my head, gagging on dust, then dragged the Redcap's hat down off my head and over my mouth as a dust mask. The Caddy was up on the curb and had hit a building. The building had gotten the worst of it. One of the Caddy's headlights was out, its front fender crumpled a bit, and the passenger door had been thrown open, but otherwise the car was fine. Maybe ten or twelve square feet of brick wall had fallen out, some of it onto the hood, some of it onto the sidewalk. I looked around. It was hard to see through the dust. There were a lot of busted-up walls. Several small fires. A streetlight had come swinging down from the line that supported it-that was where the sparking cables came from.
Lights still darted and flickered randomly, and I blinked, trying to clear the stars away. But stars in the vision were usually white and silver. These were orange and red, like the embers of a fire.
Then one of those lights pivoted in midair and flashed toward my eyes. I jerked away from it, still clumsy, and a sudden spike of agony burned through my face.
I screamed and staggered to one knee. Something had gone through my cheek and was still there, tacking the damned Cincinnati cap to my face. I reached for it on instinct, but before I could get to it, pain exploded from my back, from the fresh wounds there, from my bruised hands, from my throat where the Redcap had nearly crushed it.
That did put me on the ground. It was too much to process, much less ignore. I reacted on blind animal instinct, swiping at the most intense source of pain with my paw. There was another flash of agony, and suddenly the hat came away from my face. A bloodied nail a good four inches long fell away with the hat, its last two inches bloodied, its other end swathed in duct tape.
