"Heh," I said. "I'd like to see you . . ."
I trailed off, glancing at Mac, who was staring at the door to the pub, frowning. I followed his gaze. The glass on the top half of the door was faceted and partly frosted, but it was clear enough to give you a blurry image of whoever was standing outside the door. Or at least, it would have been if the exterior hadn't been blanketed by a thick grey mist.
Thomas noticed me, and looked. "Huh," he said. "Uh. Doesn't the fog usually burn off in the morning?"
"We didn't have any this morning," I said.
"So . . ." Thomas drawled. "That isn't right."
"No," I said. "No, it isn't."
There just weren't all that many reasons someone would blanket an area with mist-to conceal an approach. We both stood up and faced the door.
Behind us, Mac reached under the bar and came out with a pistol-grip shotgun made of black composite material. It had a folding stock and barely enough of a barrel to qualify as a hunting piece.
"This is crazy," Thomas said. "Nobody attacks Mac's. It's neutral ground."
"What about these Fomor I've heard about?"
"Not even them," Thomas said. "Every time they've gotten close to this place, the BFS came down on them like an avalanche. It's practically the only thing they've really agreed on."
I blanked for a second and then said, "Oh, Brighter Future Society."
"It isn't the faeries, is it?" Thomas asked.
"They're called the Unseelie Accords," I said. "Winter equals Unseelie. Anyone in Winter who violated Mab's treaty would be thrilled to die before she was through with them."
"Summer, then?"
"It isn't noon yet," I said.
The sounds of the city outside had vanished. An unnatural hush fell. I could hear three people breathing a little harder than they normally would, a creaky ceiling fan, and that was about it.
"Definitely magic," I said. "Someone doesn't want anybody seeing or hearing what happens in here."
There was a sharp sound, a sudden motion, and a stone sailed through one of the faceted panes of glass on the door. Thomas produced his pistol, and Mac's shotgun snapped up to his shoulder. Some broken glass tinkled to the floor, and the stone tumbled down and bounced off of my foot before it came to rest on the floor. It was a rounded piece of glassy black obsidian about the size of an egg.
Tendrils of mist came through the broken pane of glass, and the stone on the floor abruptly quivered and began to buzz. Thomas and I both took several wary steps away from it, but the buzzing increased and warped until it became an eerie, quavering voice, like something you'd hear on an old, worn-out vinyl record.
"Sssssend out the wizzzzard," it hummed,each word slow and drawn-out. "Sssssend him to ussssss and all othersssss may ssssstay."
"I know a good place for you to pound sand, you gutless fu-" Thomas began helpfully.
I held up a hand. "No," I told him quietly. "Wait."
"For what?"
"This is neutral territory," I said in a voice pitched to carry outside the door. "If you want to talk, come on in. You won't be attacked."
"Sssssend him to usssss."
That wasn't creepy or anything. "My schedule is kind of full today," I called. "How's next Tuesday for you?"
"Thrice we asssssk and done," hissed the voice. "Sssssend him to usssss. Now!"
I took slow, steady breaths to keep the fear at bay and think. I was pretty sure that whatever was out there, it wasn't interested in talking. I was also pretty sure that I didn't want to toddle out onto that narrow, mist-clouded stairway to start a fight. But I wasn't the only one in the room. I looked back at Mac.
"I don't want to bring any trouble into your place, Mac," I said. "You're my host here. I'll take it outside if you want me to."
In answer, Mac made a growling sound and worked the action on the shotgun, pumping a shell into the chamber. Then he reached under the counter, produced a heavy-caliber automatic pistol, and put it on the bar within easy reach.
Thomas showed his teeth in a predatory grin. "I'm leaving bigger tips from now on."
"Right," I muttered. I gestured at Thomas to move a few steps back, and made sure that neither of us was standing in Mac's line of fire to the door. I focused on the black stone. It would start there. "Hey, creep!" I called, lifting my left hand. "You heard the man. Kisssss my asssssss!"
"Ssssso be it," hissed the voice from the stone.
And the black stone exploded.
I was ready for it, though. I'd already prepared the defensive spell, and I poured my will into a thick wall in the air in front of me as fragments of glossy black stone flew around the room. They bounced off my shield and went zinging, shattering one of my empty beer bottles on the table, slamming into the wooden columns, and gouging wood out of the walls. None of them got to Thomas, Mac, or me. I'd put the shield between us and the black stone while our attackers wasted time in negotiation. It wasn't as good as the shield I could have thrown up if I had managed to replace my old shield bracelet, and I couldn't hold it up anywhere near as long, but I didn't need to.
Once the explosion had passed, I dropped the shield, already focusing my will upon my other hand, gathering a cannonball of raw force, and at the first flicker of motion outside the door's glass, I snarled, "Forzare!" and sent it hurtling forth.
I trailed off, glancing at Mac, who was staring at the door to the pub, frowning. I followed his gaze. The glass on the top half of the door was faceted and partly frosted, but it was clear enough to give you a blurry image of whoever was standing outside the door. Or at least, it would have been if the exterior hadn't been blanketed by a thick grey mist.
Thomas noticed me, and looked. "Huh," he said. "Uh. Doesn't the fog usually burn off in the morning?"
"We didn't have any this morning," I said.
"So . . ." Thomas drawled. "That isn't right."
"No," I said. "No, it isn't."
There just weren't all that many reasons someone would blanket an area with mist-to conceal an approach. We both stood up and faced the door.
Behind us, Mac reached under the bar and came out with a pistol-grip shotgun made of black composite material. It had a folding stock and barely enough of a barrel to qualify as a hunting piece.
"This is crazy," Thomas said. "Nobody attacks Mac's. It's neutral ground."
"What about these Fomor I've heard about?"
"Not even them," Thomas said. "Every time they've gotten close to this place, the BFS came down on them like an avalanche. It's practically the only thing they've really agreed on."
I blanked for a second and then said, "Oh, Brighter Future Society."
"It isn't the faeries, is it?" Thomas asked.
"They're called the Unseelie Accords," I said. "Winter equals Unseelie. Anyone in Winter who violated Mab's treaty would be thrilled to die before she was through with them."
"Summer, then?"
"It isn't noon yet," I said.
The sounds of the city outside had vanished. An unnatural hush fell. I could hear three people breathing a little harder than they normally would, a creaky ceiling fan, and that was about it.
"Definitely magic," I said. "Someone doesn't want anybody seeing or hearing what happens in here."
There was a sharp sound, a sudden motion, and a stone sailed through one of the faceted panes of glass on the door. Thomas produced his pistol, and Mac's shotgun snapped up to his shoulder. Some broken glass tinkled to the floor, and the stone tumbled down and bounced off of my foot before it came to rest on the floor. It was a rounded piece of glassy black obsidian about the size of an egg.
Tendrils of mist came through the broken pane of glass, and the stone on the floor abruptly quivered and began to buzz. Thomas and I both took several wary steps away from it, but the buzzing increased and warped until it became an eerie, quavering voice, like something you'd hear on an old, worn-out vinyl record.
"Sssssend out the wizzzzard," it hummed,each word slow and drawn-out. "Sssssend him to ussssss and all othersssss may ssssstay."
"I know a good place for you to pound sand, you gutless fu-" Thomas began helpfully.
I held up a hand. "No," I told him quietly. "Wait."
"For what?"
"This is neutral territory," I said in a voice pitched to carry outside the door. "If you want to talk, come on in. You won't be attacked."
"Sssssend him to usssss."
That wasn't creepy or anything. "My schedule is kind of full today," I called. "How's next Tuesday for you?"
"Thrice we asssssk and done," hissed the voice. "Sssssend him to usssss. Now!"
I took slow, steady breaths to keep the fear at bay and think. I was pretty sure that whatever was out there, it wasn't interested in talking. I was also pretty sure that I didn't want to toddle out onto that narrow, mist-clouded stairway to start a fight. But I wasn't the only one in the room. I looked back at Mac.
"I don't want to bring any trouble into your place, Mac," I said. "You're my host here. I'll take it outside if you want me to."
In answer, Mac made a growling sound and worked the action on the shotgun, pumping a shell into the chamber. Then he reached under the counter, produced a heavy-caliber automatic pistol, and put it on the bar within easy reach.
Thomas showed his teeth in a predatory grin. "I'm leaving bigger tips from now on."
"Right," I muttered. I gestured at Thomas to move a few steps back, and made sure that neither of us was standing in Mac's line of fire to the door. I focused on the black stone. It would start there. "Hey, creep!" I called, lifting my left hand. "You heard the man. Kisssss my asssssss!"
"Ssssso be it," hissed the voice from the stone.
And the black stone exploded.
I was ready for it, though. I'd already prepared the defensive spell, and I poured my will into a thick wall in the air in front of me as fragments of glossy black stone flew around the room. They bounced off my shield and went zinging, shattering one of my empty beer bottles on the table, slamming into the wooden columns, and gouging wood out of the walls. None of them got to Thomas, Mac, or me. I'd put the shield between us and the black stone while our attackers wasted time in negotiation. It wasn't as good as the shield I could have thrown up if I had managed to replace my old shield bracelet, and I couldn't hold it up anywhere near as long, but I didn't need to.
Once the explosion had passed, I dropped the shield, already focusing my will upon my other hand, gathering a cannonball of raw force, and at the first flicker of motion outside the door's glass, I snarled, "Forzare!" and sent it hurtling forth.
