Derik's Bane
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"Never mind," she said severely. "I'm going in the back room now, to call the police. You're extremely confused, if gorgeous, and I... have had .. . enough."
"Oh, me, too," he assured her. "I don't think I've been less comfortable in my life. So if you don't mind . . . and even if you do ..." Then he did something like an all-over shrug, and she heard tearing tape, and then he—he was standing up!
One more time: He was standing up! "Gah," she said, or something like it. How had he—how had he torn through all that—and the arm of the chair was broken, too, which was weird, and—
He was grabbing her! Well, reaching for her.
Taking her by the arms "Gah!" and pulling her into a snug embrace "Gah!"
and bending his head toward hers "Ga—mmph!"
and then his mouth was on hers, moving deli-ciously across hers, and she was grabbing his shoulders to, um, push him away, okay, she was going with that, yeah, pushing him away, except now she was up on her tiptoes, the better to fit against him, and he smelled delicious, he smelled like the woods in springtime, and his mouth, oh God, his mouth was warm, and his breath was redolent of apples and ... and ...
He'd broken the kiss and was standing three feet away from her. She'd never seen him move. She'd blinked, and he was done. Her mind tried to process his speed and couldn't do it. Just... couldn't.
"Sorry," he said cheerfully. "Wanted to dothat for oh, about the last four hours. Now it's out of my system. Okay, maybe not. So! What's next, sunshine?"
"Gah?" she asked, raising a trembling hand to her mouth.
"I think we should put our, um, heads together and figure out what's what."
"You'renot a werewolf," she said, because it was the only thing she could think of.
He sighed and walked into her living room, squatted, picked up her couch, stood, and held it in one hand, in much the same way she would hold a tray. Fortunately, she had vaulted ceilings.
"You're not gonna make me juggle it, are you?" He tossed her couch a foot in the air, caught it, tossed it again. "I don't think I have enough room."
"So you work out," she said through numb lips. "That doesn't mean you—you—you know."
"Get fuzzy and bark at the moon one night a month?"
"Well. . ."
"Look, I believedyou're a hideously dangerous sorceress fated to destroy the world."
"Don't do me any favors," she snapped. "And put that thing down."
"Say it," he sang. He wasn't even out of breath!
"Just put it down, and we'll talk some more, okay?"
"Saaaaaaaay it..."
"Fine, fine! You're a werewolf, and I'm a demented sorceress. Now let go of my couch," she begged.
"Okay." He carefully put it back where he'd found it. "So, now what?"
"Well, I'm not going to destroy the world, I'll tell you that right now." She crossed her arms in front of her chest. It was easier to be brave-sound brave, anyway—when he was all the way across the room.
"Works for me. How about another kiss? No? Spoilsport."
"You're really weird," she informed him.
"That's what they tell me." He was weirdly cheerful. He was, in fact, the smilingest guy she'd ever known. Maybe he was mildly retarded.
" 'They' being . .. ?"
"My Pack."
"Your pack."
"Uppercase P."
"Mmm. Of werewolves, right?"
"Yup."
"Who sent you out here to stop me from destroying the world."
"Yup."
"But you're not going to kill me."
"Well..." He spread his hands apologetically. "I couldn't, first of all. I mean, really couldn't. I felt bad about it, but I was gonna do it, don't get me wrong. But... I didn't. And in case no one's ever told you, an aneurysm hurts like a bastard."
"Thanks for the tip."
"So I figure, we team up, figure out who thereal bad guys are, and save the world."
"But what ifyou're the real bad guy?"
"Well, I know it's not me. And you were pretty upset about something when you showed up. I'm betting you've met the real bad guys. So, I'll help you get 'em."
"Why?" she asked suspiciously.
"Well. It'll help me both personally and professionally, see, because I've kinda wanted to be on my own, and I figure this is the chance to show what I can do. Just. . . don't blow up the planet in the meantime, okay? I'd never live it down. I mean—how totally embarrassing."
"Team up?" Why was the idea as exciting as it was frightening? "Like that, eh?"
He smiled at her and, oddly, the expression wasn't startling. Maybe because he wasn't showing so many teeth. "Like that. So, what do you say?"
"I say we're both nuts." She pressed the heel of her hand to her forehead. "I can't believe I'm considering this. I can't believe I'mnot calling the police. I can't believe ..."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"Oh, that? Don't worry aboutthat. I told you, I like you, too."
"Swell," she muttered.
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"I wish you wouldn't do that."
"Sorry." He pulled back so his head was inside the car. "Can't help it. This place smellsgreat."
"Look, it's weird enough that you stick your head out of the car like a big—well, you know. But do you have to do it while you're driving?"
"No," he sulked.
"Take a left at the light."
He did, and Monterey Bay General loomed before them. Sara stared at the brick building. It was completely perfect that they should show up here first. MB General had been her home forever. She'd learned there, worked there, fallen in love there, worked there, got dumped there, slept there, worked there, been forged there, worked there, found out she was an orphan there, grown up there.
Found a father there.
Well, at least Derik hadn't tried to kill her. Again.
"I forgot," she said abruptly. "What's your last name?"
"Gardner."
"Oh." That sounded almost.. . normal. Safe and normal. "Okay. So, I guess you already know my name."
"Yup."
"Of course," she muttered. Stupid! He'd only told her the whole silly story, and more than once. Maybe she couldn't retain the facts because she couldn't swallow them. Frankly, she still wasn't sure if she was buying into this whole "you're doomed to destroy the world" thing, but at the very least, it was more interesting than hanging out in her mechanic's garage.
"You okay?" he asked. "You look like you're about to jump out of the car." He parked. "Which you totally shouldn't do. I mean, you guys are mega-fragile. I don't know how you walk around in those breakable bodies of yours."
"You kind of get in the habit of it, if you're born in one of those bodies."
"Poor thing." He shook his head.
"Never mind."
"Okay," she said nervously. "We're gonna go find Dr. Cummings. He's kind of like my mentor. He and my mom were good friends, and he took care of me after she—after she died. He knew a lot of stuff about my family that he would never talk about, and he—he's always been good in a crisis." More like completely unruffled, all the time. And hadn't he recovered awfully quickly from the morning attack? He'd been more annoyed than scared . . . not a typical reaction. Except from him. But it was enough to make her wonder. "Anyway, we'll find him and see what he has to say, and maybe figure out where to go from there. Okay? Is that okay?"
"You're the killer sorceress," he said easily. "I guess we'll go wherever you say."
"Knock that off, or no Milk Bones for you tonight."
He groaned, which caused several female heads to swivel in their direction. Derik was slightly larger than life . .. hell, he was slightly larger than his T-shirt, which bulged and rippled in interesting directions. He was by far the largest man in the hospital lobby. Possibly in the hospital. Or the city. "Don't start with the dog jokes, okay?"
"That depends on you," she said smugly. "Now come on. Dr. Cummings is probably in his office."
"What's he look like?"
"Like an angry Colonel Sanders."
Derik snorted. "Does he have white hair and a white beard? And does he eat tons of Corn Nuts?"
She stared at him and almost didn't get into the elevator. Sheer momentum carried her to his side. "Have you been following me?"
He looked at her curiously. "That's gonna make you mad? That's worse than trying to kill your ''People have tried that before. I'm almost used to it. But I fuckingbate being followed," she snapped. "It's sneaky and dishonest and nasty."
"Take it easy!" He threw his hands in the air. "Seriously, Sara, don't get mad, okay? Just caaalm down. I wasn't following you. I can smell this Dr. Cummings guy on you, that's all."
"That'sall?" She stabbed the button for the fifth floor. Derik's slight panic was sort of amusing. It was nice to have the upper hand with someone so good-looking. And she knew, she justknew, he was one of Those Guys. Every woman in the lobby had been staring at him, and he hadn't even noticed. One of Those Guys never had a clue how great-looking they were. It was annoying. No, it was nice. No, it was annoying.
"He must have hugged you or grabbed you or something. There's a couple of white hairs on your left shoulder. I mean, you got a nose like mine, you don't have to follow anybody. So mellow out, okay?"
"Dr. Cummings knocked me down in the lobby," she admitted. "He was kind of pissed."