An example: Rebecca Ryman fell off her horse during a show-jumping event at the Wisconsin State Fair three years ago. She was fifteen. I dont understand the appeal of show-jumpingI dont care for large mammals under any circumstances, and I like them even less when youre stacking adolescents on their backs and teaching them to clear obstaclesso I cant say what happened, just that the horse stepped wrong somehow, and Rebecca fell. She was fine. The horse broke a leg and had to be put down.
The euthanasia was performed without a hitch; as is standard with large mammals, they used a captive bolt gun to the forehead, followed by a stiletto to the spinal column. Nothing was hurt except the horse, Rebeccas pride, and the reputation of the Wisconsin State Fair. The horse never had a prayer of reanimating. That hasnt prevented six of our rivals from airing the footage from that fair for weeks on end, as if the embarrassment of a teenage girl somehow cancels out the fact that they didnt make the cut. Ha-ha, you got the candidate, but we can mock his teenage daughter for an honest mistake.
Sometimes I wonder if my crew is the only group of professional journalists who managed to avoid the ass**le pills during training. Then I look at some of my editorials, especially the ones involving Wagman and her slow political suicide, and I realize that we took the pills. We just got a small portion of journalistic ethics to make them go down more easily. Emily knew she was safe with us because, unlike our peers, Shaun and I dont abuse innocent people for the sake of a few marketable quotes. We have politicians to abuse when we need that sort of thing.
I checked my watch as I strode down the hall toward the main entrance. A shortcut through the press pen would take me to the governors offices, where his chief of staff would be happy to stall me for as long as possible. My interview wasnt for a guaranteed sixty minutes; Id need a lot more pull if I wanted to achieve something like that. No, I just got whatever questions I could ask and have answered in the span of an hour, no matter what else came up during that time. I wanted to make him wait no more than ten minutes. That would make a point but still leave me the time to get the answers I both wanted and needed to have. His chief of staff would not only want to make me wait, hed want to make me wait for at least half an hour, thus gutting the interview and proving once more exactly who was in control of the situation.
There are moments when I look at the world Im living in, all the cutthroat politics and the incredibly petty, partisan deal mongering, and I wonder how anyone could be happy doing anything else. After this, local politics would seem like a bake sale. Which means I need to stay exactly where I am, and that means making sure everyone sees how good I am at my job.
People called greetings my way as I cut through the press pen. I waved distractedly, attention focused on the route ahead. I have a reputation for aloofness in certain parts of the press corps. I guess I deserve it.
Georgia! called a man I vaguely recognized from Wagmans press pool. He shouldered his way through the crowd, drawing up alongside me as I continued toward the door to Governor Tates offices. Got a second?
Not so much, I said, reaching for the doorknob.
He put a hand on my shoulder, ignoring the way I tensed, and said, The congresswoman just dropped out of the race.
I froze, swinging my head around to face him before tugging my sunglasses down enough to allow me an unobstructed view of his face. The overhead lights burned my eyes. That didnt matter; I could see his expression well enough to know that he wasnt lying. What do you want? I asked, pushing my glasses back up.
He looked over his shoulder toward the rest of the gathered journalists. None of them seemed to have realized that there was blood in the water. Not yet, anyway. Theyd catch on fast, and once they did, we were cornered.
I bring you what I haveand theres footage, too, lots of stuff, all the votes, details on where shes throwing whats left of her weightand you let me on the team.
You want to follow Ryman?
I do.
I considered this, keeping my face impassive. Finally, incrementally, I nodded. Be at our rooms in an hour, with copies of all your recent publications, and everything youve got on Wagman. Well talk there.
Great, he said, and stepped back, letting me continue on my way.
Governor Tates security agents nodded as I stepped through the doorway into the governors offices, holding up my press pass for their review. It passed muster; they didnt stop me.
Governor Tates quarters looked just like Senator Rymans, and were, Im sure, close to identical to Wagmans. Since presidential hopefuls are packed into contiguous convention centers these days, the folks organizing the conventions go out of their way to prevent the appearance that theyre showing favor to any particular candidate. One of our guys was going to come away the Crown prince of the party while the other went begging for scraps, but until the votes were counted, theyd be standing on equal footing.
The office was full of volunteers and staffers, and the walls were plastered with the requisite Tate for President posters, but the atmosphere still managed to be quiet and almost funereal. People didnt look frightened, just focused on what they were doing. I tapped the button on my lapel, triggering its internal camera to start taking still shots every fifteen seconds. There was enough memory to keep it doing that for two hours before I needed to dump the pictures to disk. Most of the shots would be crap, but there would probably be one or two that I could use.
I killed a few minutes pouring myself an unwanted cup of coffee and doctoring it to my supposed satisfaction before walking over to show my press pass to the guards waiting at the governors office door.
The euthanasia was performed without a hitch; as is standard with large mammals, they used a captive bolt gun to the forehead, followed by a stiletto to the spinal column. Nothing was hurt except the horse, Rebeccas pride, and the reputation of the Wisconsin State Fair. The horse never had a prayer of reanimating. That hasnt prevented six of our rivals from airing the footage from that fair for weeks on end, as if the embarrassment of a teenage girl somehow cancels out the fact that they didnt make the cut. Ha-ha, you got the candidate, but we can mock his teenage daughter for an honest mistake.
Sometimes I wonder if my crew is the only group of professional journalists who managed to avoid the ass**le pills during training. Then I look at some of my editorials, especially the ones involving Wagman and her slow political suicide, and I realize that we took the pills. We just got a small portion of journalistic ethics to make them go down more easily. Emily knew she was safe with us because, unlike our peers, Shaun and I dont abuse innocent people for the sake of a few marketable quotes. We have politicians to abuse when we need that sort of thing.
I checked my watch as I strode down the hall toward the main entrance. A shortcut through the press pen would take me to the governors offices, where his chief of staff would be happy to stall me for as long as possible. My interview wasnt for a guaranteed sixty minutes; Id need a lot more pull if I wanted to achieve something like that. No, I just got whatever questions I could ask and have answered in the span of an hour, no matter what else came up during that time. I wanted to make him wait no more than ten minutes. That would make a point but still leave me the time to get the answers I both wanted and needed to have. His chief of staff would not only want to make me wait, hed want to make me wait for at least half an hour, thus gutting the interview and proving once more exactly who was in control of the situation.
There are moments when I look at the world Im living in, all the cutthroat politics and the incredibly petty, partisan deal mongering, and I wonder how anyone could be happy doing anything else. After this, local politics would seem like a bake sale. Which means I need to stay exactly where I am, and that means making sure everyone sees how good I am at my job.
People called greetings my way as I cut through the press pen. I waved distractedly, attention focused on the route ahead. I have a reputation for aloofness in certain parts of the press corps. I guess I deserve it.
Georgia! called a man I vaguely recognized from Wagmans press pool. He shouldered his way through the crowd, drawing up alongside me as I continued toward the door to Governor Tates offices. Got a second?
Not so much, I said, reaching for the doorknob.
He put a hand on my shoulder, ignoring the way I tensed, and said, The congresswoman just dropped out of the race.
I froze, swinging my head around to face him before tugging my sunglasses down enough to allow me an unobstructed view of his face. The overhead lights burned my eyes. That didnt matter; I could see his expression well enough to know that he wasnt lying. What do you want? I asked, pushing my glasses back up.
He looked over his shoulder toward the rest of the gathered journalists. None of them seemed to have realized that there was blood in the water. Not yet, anyway. Theyd catch on fast, and once they did, we were cornered.
I bring you what I haveand theres footage, too, lots of stuff, all the votes, details on where shes throwing whats left of her weightand you let me on the team.
You want to follow Ryman?
I do.
I considered this, keeping my face impassive. Finally, incrementally, I nodded. Be at our rooms in an hour, with copies of all your recent publications, and everything youve got on Wagman. Well talk there.
Great, he said, and stepped back, letting me continue on my way.
Governor Tates security agents nodded as I stepped through the doorway into the governors offices, holding up my press pass for their review. It passed muster; they didnt stop me.
Governor Tates quarters looked just like Senator Rymans, and were, Im sure, close to identical to Wagmans. Since presidential hopefuls are packed into contiguous convention centers these days, the folks organizing the conventions go out of their way to prevent the appearance that theyre showing favor to any particular candidate. One of our guys was going to come away the Crown prince of the party while the other went begging for scraps, but until the votes were counted, theyd be standing on equal footing.
The office was full of volunteers and staffers, and the walls were plastered with the requisite Tate for President posters, but the atmosphere still managed to be quiet and almost funereal. People didnt look frightened, just focused on what they were doing. I tapped the button on my lapel, triggering its internal camera to start taking still shots every fifteen seconds. There was enough memory to keep it doing that for two hours before I needed to dump the pictures to disk. Most of the shots would be crap, but there would probably be one or two that I could use.
I killed a few minutes pouring myself an unwanted cup of coffee and doctoring it to my supposed satisfaction before walking over to show my press pass to the guards waiting at the governors office door.
