Happy Ever After
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“Exactly.” Parker bit into the cake. “Conversely, he’ll interrupt me a half dozen times when I’m trying to make a point or argue a position, which makes it hard to stay on target. So, obviously I don’t know exactly what this is because he’s slippery. He’s slippery,” she repeated, and reached for another cake. “What?” she demanded as her friends stared at her.
“You ate five petit fours,” Mac told her.“You’re going for six.”
“I did not.” Shock hit when Parker looked at the plate. “Five? Well . . . they’re petite.”
“Okay. Back away from the pastries.” Gently, Laurel took the cake out of Parker’s hand, set it on the plate, pushed the plate out of reach. “The problem is you’ve bottled that up, and once you popped the cork you instinctively fed the spew with sugar.”
“Apparently.”
“You’re in love with him,” Emma stated.
“What? No.” Parker shook her head, said it dismissively. “No.” More firmly.Then just shut her eyes. “God. I think I probably am, but if I am, where’s the lift, the tingle, the glow? Why do I feel just a little bit sick.”
“That’s probably the petit fours.” Mac glanced at Laurel. “No offense.”
“None taken. They’re meant to be savored, not popped like candy corn.”
“It’s not the petit fours.” Parker pressed a hand to her stomach. “Or maybe just a little. I don’t have my footing with him, not really.”
“Which is harder on you than most,” Laurel commented. “Love can kick your ass.”
“I always imagined it would be a kind of lifting, that everything got just a little better, and more . . . And more.”
“It does,” Emma insisted. “It can. It will.”
“But first it kicks your ass.” Mac smiled as she lifted her shoulders. “At least in my experience.”
“I don’t like it. I like doing the ass kicking.”
“Maybe you are, and don’t know it,” Emma suggested. “He might be feeling the same way you are. If you told him—”
“Absolutely no way in any circle of hell.” Parker swiped a hand through the air as if to banish the very idea from the face of the planet. “Things are fine, they’re just fine. Besides, let him tell me something for a change. I feel better,” Parker insisted. “I should have vented or spewed or whatever I did before.We’re both enjoying ourselves, and I started overthinking it. It is whatever it is, and that’s just fine. I’ve got a client coming in.”
As Mac started to speak, Emma squeezed her knee under the table. “Me, too. Hey, it’s poker night.Why don’t we have our version. Wine, pizza, movie?”
“I’m in,” Laurel said.
“Sounds good. Why don’t we—” Mac broke off as Parker’s phone rang.
“Somebody run it by Mrs. G. If it’s okay with her, I’m all for it. I have to take this.” Rising, Parker clicked on the phone as she left the room. “Hi, Roni, what can I do for you?”
She had to be grateful the call, the meeting with a client, two more calls, and an emergency consult with the caterer regarding last-minute menu changes took up her time and attention. She couldn’t overthink and obsess about Malcolm or her own feelings when she focused on the details, mini crises, and demands generated by clients.
In any case, she told herself as she finally walked downstairs, she probably wasn’t in love with Malcolm. It was more likely a kind of infatuation blurred by an undeniable sexual haze.
Infatuations were harmless and fun, and could be looked back on when the vision cleared with fondness, even amusement.
Yes, she much preferred the infatuation theory.
Lighter, steadier, she swung into the kitchen to confirm the proposed Girl Night with Mrs. Grady.
“Mrs. G, did you . . .” She trailed off when she saw Malcolm at the breakfast nook.
An old cloth protected the surface of the table, and on it were scattered various tools, various unidentifiable parts of what she assumed was the vacuum cleaner lying gutted on the floor.
“On the phone,” he said, and jerked a thumb toward Mrs. Grady’s rooms.
“I didn’t know you were here.” And that was another thing, wasn’t it? she thought. He so often gave her no time to plan, to prepare, to strategize. “What are you doing?”
“I had a Porsche to baby out this way, so I dropped by. Mrs. G was about to haul this to the household appliance graveyard.” He shook his hair out of his eyes as he loosened a screw, or a bolt, or something that connected a thing to another thing.
“I can fix it.”
Parker walked a little closer. “You can?”
“Probably. Worth a shot.” He tipped his head to smile at her. “It’s not as complicated as a Porsche.”
“I suppose not, but how do you know where everything goes when—if—you put it back together?”
“Because I took it apart.”
She’d have made a list, Parker thought. Drawn a diagram. She watched him fiddle with what might’ve been a motor or part of one. “What’s wrong with it?”
“According to Mrs. G, it started clunking.”
“Clunking?”
“Some clattering, too. You want a lesson in appliance repair, Legs? I can give you some basics, buy you some nice, pretty tools.”
She looked, very deliberately, down her nose at him. “I have tools, thank you very much.”
“Are they pink?”
She flicked the side of his head, made him grin.“Those are my tools.”
“Yeah? They’re good ones. Are you done for the day?”
“Hopefully.” Look at his hands, she thought. Naturally she was infatuated. They were so competent, so sure. Just as they were when he put them on her. She took a step back, decided she’d go ahead and have a glass of wine now.
“I thought it was poker night.”
“It is. I’m heading over to Del’s later.”
He hadn’t shaved, she noted, and there were tears and grease stains on his jeans. She supposed the dress code for poker was very, very casual.
“Do you want a drink?”
“No, I’m good.”
He worked in relative silence while she poured herself some wine. Just a muttered curse, a hum of satisfaction now and then. His foot tapped as if to some inner tune, and his hair fell in a dark, disordered mass that made her fingers itch to get into it.