"Say it again," he murmured.
"Dantalian, Master of Transmigration, Duke of Baal."
"Hmmm, yes, I suppose that will do. Lacking the proper degree of respect, yet not disrespectful. At least it's better than fawning. That's what she tried when she returned."
"The Nix? She came back?"
"Of course she did. After she amended her attitude."
"Uh-huh."
He laughed, blasting me with heat. "My reaction, precisely, whelp. The only thing worse than fawning is fake fawning. As if I were some vain fool of a potentate, willing to grant any wish in return for a few strokes of my ego."
"So you sent her away again? She'll be back, then. All we have to do is wait—"
"Oh, I didn't send her away. What would be the fun in that? Far better for me to set her on the trail…
and then set you on it after her."
"Great," I muttered. "How long of a head start does she have?"
"A half-day. Which would be a problem… had I sent her to the right place. A little lesson in humility for an imp in sore need of it."
"And now you'll tell us where to find her."
"Certainly… but I believe there was mention of a bargain?"
"Not now," Trsiel said, stepping forward. "You just admitted you intended to set us on the trail, so we certainly aren't about to bargain for—"
I lifted a hand to cut him off, then looked at him. "I'd rather bargain. Otherwise, I owe him a favor."
Kristof then went through the formal rituals that tested a demon's sincerity, to ensure Dantalian wouldn't do to us what he'd done to the Nix. Dantalian suffered through this with the exasperated patience of someone having a grocery clerk examine his cash to see if it's real.
"I want two things," Dantalian said when Kristof was finished. "First, you will ensure that your Nix knows I intentionally set her on the wrong path. If she doesn't, then the lesson is incomplete."
"Done," I said. "And part two?"
"Hmmm, part two… I'm still working on that one. Give me a few moments."
I sighed.
"Impatient… or eager to get back on the trail?"
Dantalian's voice seemed to come from all sides. I looked around, trying to track it, but he only chuckled.
Neither Trsiel or Kristof seemed to notice.
"They can't hear me," Dantalian said. "This part of the negotiation is for you and me alone. I must admit that seeing a half-demon has reminded me of at least one of the pleasures of freedom I've been missing.
It's been over five hundred years since I fathered a whelp myself."
"Uh-huh," I thought the words, as I had with Trsiel. "Can't help you there. No babies coming from this shade."
"Oh, but it's not entirely the passing on of my genes that I miss." Tendrils of heat slid along my bare arm, like hot fingers stroking my skin. "The process of doing so wasn't entirely unpleasant, either. Of course, I'd need to inhabit a more hospitable form. Perhaps your lover wouldn't mind taking a more… active role in negotiations."
My head jerked up. Kristof looked over at me when I jumped, but he said nothing, just lifted his brows.
Dantalian laughed. "Your relationship is obvious to anyone with eyes, and most without. How is that for a bargain, then? Allow me to take over his body and reap the benefits of a more corporeal form."
"Moving right along to option two…"
"Well, there is another option standing alongside the first. The angel. I could—"
"No."
He chuckled. "Not even going to hear me out? Or afraid, if you do, it might prove a more enticing offer than you'd like to admit? He is an intriguing one, isn't he? So old and yet, in so many ways, such a child, a sweet, confused, beguiling child. How much of a child is he?" Another chuckle. "I'm sure you've wondered that as well."
"Are you trying to lead me into temptation?" I said. "Or just annoy the piss out of me?"
Kristof glanced over at me. "Has he gotten to the sex part yet, or is he still working up to it?"
I sputtered a laugh.
Trsiel strode over, eyes going wide. "What's going—"
"Dantalian is attempting private negotiations with Eve," Kristof said, stifling a yawn. "Private negotiations of a private nature, I'm sure."
Trsiel's cheeks reddened. "That's not—he can't—"
"Oh, he could, but he won't. And before you take offense, Dantalian, that's no reflection on you. Many have tried. None succeed. Eve doesn't whore herself for any cause."
"This is going nowhere," Trsiel said. "Asking for sex… ? If he can't come up with something better than that—"
"There is something better than that?" Dantalian said. "My dear boy, your innocence is showing. Surely you—"
"Ignore him," I said. "This isn't about sex. It's about causing trouble. Sex is just a tool for achieving it. If I were a man, he'd ask me to go out and lop off a few heads in his name. Same destination. Different path."
"Would you prefer lopping off heads?" Dantalian murmured. "I hadn't considered that, but, yes, now that you mention it, I see how my request could be considered quite inappropriate for a woman of your nature. Lopping off heads would be more your style, so perhaps—"
"No lopping heads. No giving head. I'm not doing anything that would get you off… in any way."
A moment of silence. "Well, that limits things, doesn't it?"
"Eve…" Trsiel said.
When I looked at him, he jerked his head toward the door. I glanced at Kristof. He discreetly lifted a finger, telling me to wait.
"Those are her terms," Kristof said. "She will do nothing to cause chaos. If that is unacceptable, then I'm afraid our negotiations are—"
"She will visit me," Dantalian said.
I cast a frown in the direction of his voice.
"I have but a few years left on my sentence. She will visit me for a half-day each month until it ends."
"If this is heading back to the sex thing—" I began.
"It's not. I ask only for a visit."
"Dantalian, Master of Transmigration, Duke of Baal."
"Hmmm, yes, I suppose that will do. Lacking the proper degree of respect, yet not disrespectful. At least it's better than fawning. That's what she tried when she returned."
"The Nix? She came back?"
"Of course she did. After she amended her attitude."
"Uh-huh."
He laughed, blasting me with heat. "My reaction, precisely, whelp. The only thing worse than fawning is fake fawning. As if I were some vain fool of a potentate, willing to grant any wish in return for a few strokes of my ego."
"So you sent her away again? She'll be back, then. All we have to do is wait—"
"Oh, I didn't send her away. What would be the fun in that? Far better for me to set her on the trail…
and then set you on it after her."
"Great," I muttered. "How long of a head start does she have?"
"A half-day. Which would be a problem… had I sent her to the right place. A little lesson in humility for an imp in sore need of it."
"And now you'll tell us where to find her."
"Certainly… but I believe there was mention of a bargain?"
"Not now," Trsiel said, stepping forward. "You just admitted you intended to set us on the trail, so we certainly aren't about to bargain for—"
I lifted a hand to cut him off, then looked at him. "I'd rather bargain. Otherwise, I owe him a favor."
Kristof then went through the formal rituals that tested a demon's sincerity, to ensure Dantalian wouldn't do to us what he'd done to the Nix. Dantalian suffered through this with the exasperated patience of someone having a grocery clerk examine his cash to see if it's real.
"I want two things," Dantalian said when Kristof was finished. "First, you will ensure that your Nix knows I intentionally set her on the wrong path. If she doesn't, then the lesson is incomplete."
"Done," I said. "And part two?"
"Hmmm, part two… I'm still working on that one. Give me a few moments."
I sighed.
"Impatient… or eager to get back on the trail?"
Dantalian's voice seemed to come from all sides. I looked around, trying to track it, but he only chuckled.
Neither Trsiel or Kristof seemed to notice.
"They can't hear me," Dantalian said. "This part of the negotiation is for you and me alone. I must admit that seeing a half-demon has reminded me of at least one of the pleasures of freedom I've been missing.
It's been over five hundred years since I fathered a whelp myself."
"Uh-huh," I thought the words, as I had with Trsiel. "Can't help you there. No babies coming from this shade."
"Oh, but it's not entirely the passing on of my genes that I miss." Tendrils of heat slid along my bare arm, like hot fingers stroking my skin. "The process of doing so wasn't entirely unpleasant, either. Of course, I'd need to inhabit a more hospitable form. Perhaps your lover wouldn't mind taking a more… active role in negotiations."
My head jerked up. Kristof looked over at me when I jumped, but he said nothing, just lifted his brows.
Dantalian laughed. "Your relationship is obvious to anyone with eyes, and most without. How is that for a bargain, then? Allow me to take over his body and reap the benefits of a more corporeal form."
"Moving right along to option two…"
"Well, there is another option standing alongside the first. The angel. I could—"
"No."
He chuckled. "Not even going to hear me out? Or afraid, if you do, it might prove a more enticing offer than you'd like to admit? He is an intriguing one, isn't he? So old and yet, in so many ways, such a child, a sweet, confused, beguiling child. How much of a child is he?" Another chuckle. "I'm sure you've wondered that as well."
"Are you trying to lead me into temptation?" I said. "Or just annoy the piss out of me?"
Kristof glanced over at me. "Has he gotten to the sex part yet, or is he still working up to it?"
I sputtered a laugh.
Trsiel strode over, eyes going wide. "What's going—"
"Dantalian is attempting private negotiations with Eve," Kristof said, stifling a yawn. "Private negotiations of a private nature, I'm sure."
Trsiel's cheeks reddened. "That's not—he can't—"
"Oh, he could, but he won't. And before you take offense, Dantalian, that's no reflection on you. Many have tried. None succeed. Eve doesn't whore herself for any cause."
"This is going nowhere," Trsiel said. "Asking for sex… ? If he can't come up with something better than that—"
"There is something better than that?" Dantalian said. "My dear boy, your innocence is showing. Surely you—"
"Ignore him," I said. "This isn't about sex. It's about causing trouble. Sex is just a tool for achieving it. If I were a man, he'd ask me to go out and lop off a few heads in his name. Same destination. Different path."
"Would you prefer lopping off heads?" Dantalian murmured. "I hadn't considered that, but, yes, now that you mention it, I see how my request could be considered quite inappropriate for a woman of your nature. Lopping off heads would be more your style, so perhaps—"
"No lopping heads. No giving head. I'm not doing anything that would get you off… in any way."
A moment of silence. "Well, that limits things, doesn't it?"
"Eve…" Trsiel said.
When I looked at him, he jerked his head toward the door. I glanced at Kristof. He discreetly lifted a finger, telling me to wait.
"Those are her terms," Kristof said. "She will do nothing to cause chaos. If that is unacceptable, then I'm afraid our negotiations are—"
"She will visit me," Dantalian said.
I cast a frown in the direction of his voice.
"I have but a few years left on my sentence. She will visit me for a half-day each month until it ends."
"If this is heading back to the sex thing—" I began.
"It's not. I ask only for a visit."
