Ever occur to you Im using you for reasons your inferior human brain cant begin to understand.
Its another of his questions that doesnt sound like a question. Its such an irritating tactic, I wish Id thought of it myself. Now if I start doing it, Ill look like a copycat. Of course it had occurred to me that he had ulterior motives. Everyone does. Now Im the one feeling all prickly and pissy. I go into observation mode, ruffle my feathers back down into a duck-coat so Im more likely to quack up than get pissy. Humor is a girls best friend. The worlds a funny place.
I estimate the double doors of the warehouse at thirty feet, with an entrance nearly twice as wide if you slide back all four panels of the doors. The corrugated metal is throwing off such intense cold that my breath freezes a few puffs from my face and hangs in the air like small frosty clouds. When I punch one, it tinkles to the ground in a dusting of ice and my mind attaches a pattern to a pattern: I see the dusting of ice up Christians jeans. I consider it for a moment then decide no way. Fae royalty can minorly affect the weather around them. Key word there is minorly. This is major stuff. And Christians not even full-blooded Fae.
The doors are coated with clear ice. I reach for my sword.
Ryodans front is against my back, and his hand is on my hand on the sword hilt before I even process that he moved. I go totally still, dont even breathe. Hes touching me. I dont think when he gets this close to me. I just turn on static in my head real loud and focus on trying to get away as fast as possible. Riding in a car with him sucked. Closed compartment. Electrified sardine can. Rolling down the windows hadnt helped a bit. This is a gazillion times worse.
Dude. I pump up the volume on my static station.
What are you doing, Dani?
His face feels real close to my neck. If he bites me again, Im going to kick his ass. I was thinking about poking the ice, seeing how thick it is.
Two and one-sixteenth inches.
Get off me.
Get off your sword. Or I wont continue to let you keep it.
Fecker can take my sword away like Jayne never could. Like only the UPs can. One more reason I cant stand Ryodan. Cant get off my sword till you get your hand off mine. Pressure much? I say testily.
We both sort of let go at the same time. I glare at him, or where I think he is, but hes not there. I find him twenty feet away, near a small, normal-size door. He opens it. His face instantly frosts. Ready? he says.
You dont move that way in front of Jo.
What I do with Jo is none of your business.
You better not be doing nothing with Jo. Im staying in line like agood little soldier. And fecking-A does it ever chafe. Report to work at eight P.M. Gah. Report. Like I dont have plans of my own. Like I didnt spend hours hunting for Dancer and Im not two Dani Dailies behind and havent spent most of my fecking day working on one, after whizzing out to the abbey to make sure Jos okay. She had some seriously sick scoop for me about the new, segmented Unseelie, but other than that she hadnt wanted to talk much. I think shes pretty upset with me. Nothing new there. If there werent any sidhe-sheep upset with me, I wouldnt know who I was, or if the Earth was still orbiting the sun. Im behaving. Shes safe. You just leave her alone.
He smiles faintly. Or what, kid?
You know something, dude, if you dont put a question mark at the end of your questions, Im not answering them anymore. Its rude.
He laughs. I hate it when he laughs. It tries to put me right back on the porno level of Chesters and that just grosses me out, so I do the static-thing in my head again.
I freeze-frame past him so fast his hair blows straight up. I make sure to go through a pile of dust, and give it a little extra twist with my heel as I whiz by so it shoots straight up his nose (a trick I perfected at the abbey!). He sneezes. Just like a real person. Im half surprised to find he actually breathes.
The cold slams into me like a brick wall and for a second I cant inhale.
Then I feel him at my back, an inch from my figurative rear tire like hes drafting off my freeze-frame. It sets my teeth on edge. Makes my temper hot and breathing is easy again.
Like the first scenario he showed me, a frozen hush fills the space like those mornings in fresh, new-fallen snow when no one else is awake and the world is stiller than you ever thought it could be until you take that first step that squeaks in the drift. I always wanted to have a wicked snowball fight with somebody on mornings like those but nobody else has ever been able to keep up. Lobbing snowballs at folks is like picking tin cans off a fence with a BB gun.
I flash through the warehouse, checking it all out, fascinated in spite of being ordered here and bossed around. I love a good puzzle. Whats freezing these places and why?
A few dozen Unseelie are iced in the entry bay.
Ryodan has lower-caste grunts working for him. There are lots of Rhino-boys iced in mid-action. Like the subclub in Chesters, the place is killingly cold. It makes my heart feel dull and tight. I dont stop moving, wont stop moving for anything.
Rhino-boys are frozen loading and unloading pallets and crates, gray skin coated white, shellacked by a clear layer of ice. Whatever happened to them happened fast. They had no warning. Their frosted expressions are completely normal.
Its another of his questions that doesnt sound like a question. Its such an irritating tactic, I wish Id thought of it myself. Now if I start doing it, Ill look like a copycat. Of course it had occurred to me that he had ulterior motives. Everyone does. Now Im the one feeling all prickly and pissy. I go into observation mode, ruffle my feathers back down into a duck-coat so Im more likely to quack up than get pissy. Humor is a girls best friend. The worlds a funny place.
I estimate the double doors of the warehouse at thirty feet, with an entrance nearly twice as wide if you slide back all four panels of the doors. The corrugated metal is throwing off such intense cold that my breath freezes a few puffs from my face and hangs in the air like small frosty clouds. When I punch one, it tinkles to the ground in a dusting of ice and my mind attaches a pattern to a pattern: I see the dusting of ice up Christians jeans. I consider it for a moment then decide no way. Fae royalty can minorly affect the weather around them. Key word there is minorly. This is major stuff. And Christians not even full-blooded Fae.
The doors are coated with clear ice. I reach for my sword.
Ryodans front is against my back, and his hand is on my hand on the sword hilt before I even process that he moved. I go totally still, dont even breathe. Hes touching me. I dont think when he gets this close to me. I just turn on static in my head real loud and focus on trying to get away as fast as possible. Riding in a car with him sucked. Closed compartment. Electrified sardine can. Rolling down the windows hadnt helped a bit. This is a gazillion times worse.
Dude. I pump up the volume on my static station.
What are you doing, Dani?
His face feels real close to my neck. If he bites me again, Im going to kick his ass. I was thinking about poking the ice, seeing how thick it is.
Two and one-sixteenth inches.
Get off me.
Get off your sword. Or I wont continue to let you keep it.
Fecker can take my sword away like Jayne never could. Like only the UPs can. One more reason I cant stand Ryodan. Cant get off my sword till you get your hand off mine. Pressure much? I say testily.
We both sort of let go at the same time. I glare at him, or where I think he is, but hes not there. I find him twenty feet away, near a small, normal-size door. He opens it. His face instantly frosts. Ready? he says.
You dont move that way in front of Jo.
What I do with Jo is none of your business.
You better not be doing nothing with Jo. Im staying in line like agood little soldier. And fecking-A does it ever chafe. Report to work at eight P.M. Gah. Report. Like I dont have plans of my own. Like I didnt spend hours hunting for Dancer and Im not two Dani Dailies behind and havent spent most of my fecking day working on one, after whizzing out to the abbey to make sure Jos okay. She had some seriously sick scoop for me about the new, segmented Unseelie, but other than that she hadnt wanted to talk much. I think shes pretty upset with me. Nothing new there. If there werent any sidhe-sheep upset with me, I wouldnt know who I was, or if the Earth was still orbiting the sun. Im behaving. Shes safe. You just leave her alone.
He smiles faintly. Or what, kid?
You know something, dude, if you dont put a question mark at the end of your questions, Im not answering them anymore. Its rude.
He laughs. I hate it when he laughs. It tries to put me right back on the porno level of Chesters and that just grosses me out, so I do the static-thing in my head again.
I freeze-frame past him so fast his hair blows straight up. I make sure to go through a pile of dust, and give it a little extra twist with my heel as I whiz by so it shoots straight up his nose (a trick I perfected at the abbey!). He sneezes. Just like a real person. Im half surprised to find he actually breathes.
The cold slams into me like a brick wall and for a second I cant inhale.
Then I feel him at my back, an inch from my figurative rear tire like hes drafting off my freeze-frame. It sets my teeth on edge. Makes my temper hot and breathing is easy again.
Like the first scenario he showed me, a frozen hush fills the space like those mornings in fresh, new-fallen snow when no one else is awake and the world is stiller than you ever thought it could be until you take that first step that squeaks in the drift. I always wanted to have a wicked snowball fight with somebody on mornings like those but nobody else has ever been able to keep up. Lobbing snowballs at folks is like picking tin cans off a fence with a BB gun.
I flash through the warehouse, checking it all out, fascinated in spite of being ordered here and bossed around. I love a good puzzle. Whats freezing these places and why?
A few dozen Unseelie are iced in the entry bay.
Ryodan has lower-caste grunts working for him. There are lots of Rhino-boys iced in mid-action. Like the subclub in Chesters, the place is killingly cold. It makes my heart feel dull and tight. I dont stop moving, wont stop moving for anything.
Rhino-boys are frozen loading and unloading pallets and crates, gray skin coated white, shellacked by a clear layer of ice. Whatever happened to them happened fast. They had no warning. Their frosted expressions are completely normal.
