Im flat on my back and hes got my wrists and hes stretching my hands above my head. I curse and struggle and kick but its like fighting a concrete wall. Nothing, and dude, I do mean nothing, seems to have any impact on him. I head-butt him. He laughs and drops his face into my shoulder, and sniffs me!
I bite his ear, try to tear it off his head. Blood fills my mouth, gagging me, and I let go.
Dani, Dani, Dani, he says like he doesnt even feel it. Dont fight me. You dont need to fight me. Ill never hurt you. Not you. Youre my brightest shining star.
I aint nobodys bright shiny nothing! Hes a certifiable lunatic! Get off me! Up close the death-by-sex Fae part of him is doing wicked bad things to me. Things I dont like feeling. My mouth is dry and Im seeing those graphic images plastered inside my skull. Christian. Naked. Doing the things I seen Ryodan doing. And I want to watch and I dont want to watch and I have to get the feck out of here now! Can you even feel? Or are you as dead inside as that woman? Why did you even bother saving me? So you could kill me slower?
Its not like that. Would you hold still and listen to me for a second?
Theres nothing you can say that matters!
Its hard to talk to you when Im touching you.
Dude, quit sniffing me! Thats just rude. Get off me!
I cant. Youll run.
If you really didnt kill her, youll let me go. Youll trust me to come around. Give me room to breathe.
If I let you go, will you sit down and hear me out, lass?
Hes relaxed since were kind of negotiating but hes a lie detector and I know I cant answer that last question, so I take my best shot and knee him in the balls with everything Ive got. Theres no such thing as a dirty fight when youre fighting to win.
He roars so loud my head just about blows apart. Then hes off me and curled in a ball, howling. Ive kneed a few dudes before. Got to out there on the streets sometimes. Never seen one react so bad. I wonder if its because he was hard as a rock when I hit him, so I had to twist really hard to get to his balls and I came up on them from underneath and probably mashed his uh, yeah, Mega, nows a good time to run.
I blow out the door so hard I blast it off the hinges.
This morning when I left Chesters after almost dying and coming back to lifeI think it was this morning, I spend so much time unconscious lately that Im never sure if Ive been out for a few hours or a couple of daysI was trying to decide what to do with the rarity of a whole day of free time. But then I nearly got killed again, this time by exploding frozen people, thenJayne took my sword, then I passed out from blood loss, got cleaned up by an Unseelie prince and drank his blood, found a dead woman practically in bed with me, and now Im out on the streets again and feck if its not time for me to report to work again!
I cant decide which of those things is the worst.
Dude, sucky day. Free time, my ass. I barely survived it.
I bounce from bare foot to bare foot, freeze-framing with all Ive got, skinning up my heels something fierce, waiting for Christian to sift into the spot in front of me. Knowing if he does, Im going so fast Ill knock myself out cold on him and probably wake up dead. Knowing I dont have the one weapon that would protect me from him because Jayne took it.
Mac has one, though.
Bet I could take her.
Way I see things, I got three options.
Go to Chesters, use Ryodan as a shield against Christian while making him help me get my sword back.
Go straight after Jayne myself, knowing Christian is hot on my heels.
Go after Mac and take the spear. Barrons might be in the way. Who am I kidding? Barrons would definitely be in the way, and even if he wasnt and I took her spear, hed come after me. Then Id have Christian hunting me, Ryodan pissed at me for missing work, and Barrons breathing down my neck.
A day in the life of me. The stuff I have to put up with.
Im always thinking things are as bad as they can get and they get worse. I nearly crash into something in the street, one of those fecking variables that move off my predicted grid, like people, animals, and Fae.
Stay out of my way, human! it hisses.
I want to drop out of freeze-frame and kick this monsters ass all the way to dead. I havent seen her since the night Mac saved me from her, and forced her to give me back my good looks. I almost died that night, too. I almost die a lot. Superheroes do.
You stay out of mine, you ugly old bitch! I hiss back at the Gray Woman.
Then shes gone on her way and me on mine. Shes off to hunt and kill and Ive got an itch I cant scratch. My hand closes on nothing at my waist.
I need my sword like I need to breathe.
I detour into a sporting goods store, jam shoes on my feet, grab an oversized fleece pullover to pull on over my sweater because its fecking cold for May, and dash off again, heading for my best shot at success. Trying to take on Jayne and his men with Christian trying to kill me is a weak shot. I dont have any idea where hes taken my sword. There are times, like Ryodan said, when Batman needs Robin. Well, I dont need Ryodan, but he sure will make it easier. He can watch my back like Mac used to. Ive got no time for pride. I want results and I know how to get them. Hes always telling me to ask. Tonight Im asking.
I bite his ear, try to tear it off his head. Blood fills my mouth, gagging me, and I let go.
Dani, Dani, Dani, he says like he doesnt even feel it. Dont fight me. You dont need to fight me. Ill never hurt you. Not you. Youre my brightest shining star.
I aint nobodys bright shiny nothing! Hes a certifiable lunatic! Get off me! Up close the death-by-sex Fae part of him is doing wicked bad things to me. Things I dont like feeling. My mouth is dry and Im seeing those graphic images plastered inside my skull. Christian. Naked. Doing the things I seen Ryodan doing. And I want to watch and I dont want to watch and I have to get the feck out of here now! Can you even feel? Or are you as dead inside as that woman? Why did you even bother saving me? So you could kill me slower?
Its not like that. Would you hold still and listen to me for a second?
Theres nothing you can say that matters!
Its hard to talk to you when Im touching you.
Dude, quit sniffing me! Thats just rude. Get off me!
I cant. Youll run.
If you really didnt kill her, youll let me go. Youll trust me to come around. Give me room to breathe.
If I let you go, will you sit down and hear me out, lass?
Hes relaxed since were kind of negotiating but hes a lie detector and I know I cant answer that last question, so I take my best shot and knee him in the balls with everything Ive got. Theres no such thing as a dirty fight when youre fighting to win.
He roars so loud my head just about blows apart. Then hes off me and curled in a ball, howling. Ive kneed a few dudes before. Got to out there on the streets sometimes. Never seen one react so bad. I wonder if its because he was hard as a rock when I hit him, so I had to twist really hard to get to his balls and I came up on them from underneath and probably mashed his uh, yeah, Mega, nows a good time to run.
I blow out the door so hard I blast it off the hinges.
This morning when I left Chesters after almost dying and coming back to lifeI think it was this morning, I spend so much time unconscious lately that Im never sure if Ive been out for a few hours or a couple of daysI was trying to decide what to do with the rarity of a whole day of free time. But then I nearly got killed again, this time by exploding frozen people, thenJayne took my sword, then I passed out from blood loss, got cleaned up by an Unseelie prince and drank his blood, found a dead woman practically in bed with me, and now Im out on the streets again and feck if its not time for me to report to work again!
I cant decide which of those things is the worst.
Dude, sucky day. Free time, my ass. I barely survived it.
I bounce from bare foot to bare foot, freeze-framing with all Ive got, skinning up my heels something fierce, waiting for Christian to sift into the spot in front of me. Knowing if he does, Im going so fast Ill knock myself out cold on him and probably wake up dead. Knowing I dont have the one weapon that would protect me from him because Jayne took it.
Mac has one, though.
Bet I could take her.
Way I see things, I got three options.
Go to Chesters, use Ryodan as a shield against Christian while making him help me get my sword back.
Go straight after Jayne myself, knowing Christian is hot on my heels.
Go after Mac and take the spear. Barrons might be in the way. Who am I kidding? Barrons would definitely be in the way, and even if he wasnt and I took her spear, hed come after me. Then Id have Christian hunting me, Ryodan pissed at me for missing work, and Barrons breathing down my neck.
A day in the life of me. The stuff I have to put up with.
Im always thinking things are as bad as they can get and they get worse. I nearly crash into something in the street, one of those fecking variables that move off my predicted grid, like people, animals, and Fae.
Stay out of my way, human! it hisses.
I want to drop out of freeze-frame and kick this monsters ass all the way to dead. I havent seen her since the night Mac saved me from her, and forced her to give me back my good looks. I almost died that night, too. I almost die a lot. Superheroes do.
You stay out of mine, you ugly old bitch! I hiss back at the Gray Woman.
Then shes gone on her way and me on mine. Shes off to hunt and kill and Ive got an itch I cant scratch. My hand closes on nothing at my waist.
I need my sword like I need to breathe.
I detour into a sporting goods store, jam shoes on my feet, grab an oversized fleece pullover to pull on over my sweater because its fecking cold for May, and dash off again, heading for my best shot at success. Trying to take on Jayne and his men with Christian trying to kill me is a weak shot. I dont have any idea where hes taken my sword. There are times, like Ryodan said, when Batman needs Robin. Well, I dont need Ryodan, but he sure will make it easier. He can watch my back like Mac used to. Ive got no time for pride. I want results and I know how to get them. Hes always telling me to ask. Tonight Im asking.
