Lex threw his arm around Myron, draping it over his neck like a camera strap. “Sit, old friend. Let’s have a drink, relax, unwind.”
“Suzze is worried about you.”
“Is she now?” Lex arched an eyebrow. “And so she sent her old errand boy to come fetch me?”
“Technically speaking, I’m your errand boy too, Lex.”
“Ah, agents. That most mercenary of occupations.”
Lex wore black pants and a black leather vest, and it looked like he’d just gone clothes shopping at Rockers R Us. His hair was gray now, cut very short. Collapsing back on the couch, he said, “Sit, Myron.”
“Why don’t we take a walk, Lex?”
“You’re my errand boy too, right? I said, sit.”
He had a point. Myron found a spot and sank deep and slow into the cushions. Lex turned a knob to his right and the music lowered. Someone handed Myron a glass of champagne, spilling a bit as they did. Most of the tight-corset ladies—and let’s face it, in any era, that’s a look that works—were gone now, without much notice, as though they’d faded into the walls. Esperanza was chatting up the one she’d been checking out when they entered the room. The other men in the room watched the two women flirt with the fascination of cavemen first seeing fire.
Buzz was smoking a cigarette that smelled, uh, funny. He looked to pass it off to Myron. Myron shook his head and turned toward Lex. Lex lounged back as though someone had given him a muscle relaxant.
“Suzze showed you the post?” Lex asked.
“Yes.”
“So what’s your take, Myron?”
“A random lunatic playing head games.”
Lex took a deep sip of champagne. “You really think so?”
“I do,” Myron said, “but either way it’s the twenty-first century.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning it’s not that big a deal. You can get a DNA test, if you’re so concerned about it—establish paternity for certain.”
Lex nodded slowly, took another deep sip. Myron tried to stay out of agent mode, but the bottle held 750 ml, which is approximately 25 ounces, divided by $8,000 dollars, equaled $320 per ounce.
“I hear you’re engaged,” Lex said.
“Yup.”
“Let’s drink to that.”
“Or sip. Sipping is cheaper.”
“Relax, Myron. I’m filthy rich.”
True enough. They drank.
“So what’s bothering you, Lex?”
Lex ignored the question. “So how come I haven’t met your new bride-to-be?”
“It’s a long story.”
“Where is she now?”
Myron kept it vague. “Overseas.”
“May I give you some advice on marriage?”
“How about, ‘Don’t believe stupid Internet rumors about paternity’?”
Lex grinned. “Good one.”
Myron said, “Meh.”
“But here’s the advice: Be open with each other. Totally open.”
Myron waited. When Lex didn’t follow up, Myron said, “That’s it?”
“You expected something deeper?”
Myron shrugged. “Kinda.”
“There’s this song I love,” Lex said. “The lyric says, ‘Your heart is like a parachute.’ Do you know why?”
“I think the line is about a mind being like a parachute—it only functions when it’s open.”
“No, I know that line. This one is a better, ‘Your heart is like a parachute—it only opens when you fall.’ ” He smiled. “Good, right?”
“I guess.”
“We all have friends in our lives, like, well, take my mates in here. I love them, I party with them, we talk about weather and sports and hot pieces of ass, but if I didn’t see them for a year—or really, ever again—it wouldn’t make much difference in my life. That’s how it is with most people we know.”
He took another sip. The door behind them opened. A bunch of giggling women entered. Lex shook his head, and they vanished back out the door. “And then,” he went on, “every once in a while, you have a real friend. Like Buzz over there. We talk about everything. We know the truth about each other—every sick, depraved flaw. Do you have friends like that?”
“Esperanza knows I have a shy bladder,” Myron said.
“What?”
“Never mind. Go on. I know what you’re saying.”
“Right, so anyway, real friends. You let them see the sick crap that goes on in your brain. The ugly.” He sat up, getting into it now. “And you know what’s odd about that kind of thing? You know what happens when you’re totally open and let the other person see that you’re a total degenerate?”
Myron shook his head.
“Your friend loves you even more. With everyone else, you put up this façade so you can hide the crud and make them like you. But with real friends, you show them the crud—and that makes them care. When we get rid of the façade, we connect more. So why don’t we do that with everyone, Myron? I ask you.”
“I guess you’re going to tell me.”
“Damned if I know.” Lex sat back, took a deep sip, tilted his head in thought. “But here’s the thing: The façade is, by nature, a lie. That’s okay for the most part. But if you don’t open up to the one you love most—if you don’t show the flaws—you can’t connect. You are, in fact, keeping secrets. And those secrets fester and destroy.”
The door opened again. Four women and two men stumbled in, giggling and smiling and holding obscenely overpriced champagne in their hands.
“So what secrets are you keeping from Suzze?” Myron asked.
He just shook his head. “It’s a two-way street, mate.”
“So what secrets is Suzze keeping from you?”
Lex did not reply. He was looking across the room. Myron turned to follow his gaze.
And then he saw her.
Or at least he thought that he did. A blink of an eye across the VIP lounge, candlelit and smoky. Myron hadn’t seen her since that snowy night sixteen years ago, her belly swollen, the tears running down her cheeks, the blood flowing through her fingers. He hadn’t even kept tabs on them, but the last he had heard they were living somewhere in South America.
Their eyes met across the room for a second, no more. And as impossible as it seemed, Myron knew.
“Kitty?”
“Suzze is worried about you.”
“Is she now?” Lex arched an eyebrow. “And so she sent her old errand boy to come fetch me?”
“Technically speaking, I’m your errand boy too, Lex.”
“Ah, agents. That most mercenary of occupations.”
Lex wore black pants and a black leather vest, and it looked like he’d just gone clothes shopping at Rockers R Us. His hair was gray now, cut very short. Collapsing back on the couch, he said, “Sit, Myron.”
“Why don’t we take a walk, Lex?”
“You’re my errand boy too, right? I said, sit.”
He had a point. Myron found a spot and sank deep and slow into the cushions. Lex turned a knob to his right and the music lowered. Someone handed Myron a glass of champagne, spilling a bit as they did. Most of the tight-corset ladies—and let’s face it, in any era, that’s a look that works—were gone now, without much notice, as though they’d faded into the walls. Esperanza was chatting up the one she’d been checking out when they entered the room. The other men in the room watched the two women flirt with the fascination of cavemen first seeing fire.
Buzz was smoking a cigarette that smelled, uh, funny. He looked to pass it off to Myron. Myron shook his head and turned toward Lex. Lex lounged back as though someone had given him a muscle relaxant.
“Suzze showed you the post?” Lex asked.
“Yes.”
“So what’s your take, Myron?”
“A random lunatic playing head games.”
Lex took a deep sip of champagne. “You really think so?”
“I do,” Myron said, “but either way it’s the twenty-first century.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning it’s not that big a deal. You can get a DNA test, if you’re so concerned about it—establish paternity for certain.”
Lex nodded slowly, took another deep sip. Myron tried to stay out of agent mode, but the bottle held 750 ml, which is approximately 25 ounces, divided by $8,000 dollars, equaled $320 per ounce.
“I hear you’re engaged,” Lex said.
“Yup.”
“Let’s drink to that.”
“Or sip. Sipping is cheaper.”
“Relax, Myron. I’m filthy rich.”
True enough. They drank.
“So what’s bothering you, Lex?”
Lex ignored the question. “So how come I haven’t met your new bride-to-be?”
“It’s a long story.”
“Where is she now?”
Myron kept it vague. “Overseas.”
“May I give you some advice on marriage?”
“How about, ‘Don’t believe stupid Internet rumors about paternity’?”
Lex grinned. “Good one.”
Myron said, “Meh.”
“But here’s the advice: Be open with each other. Totally open.”
Myron waited. When Lex didn’t follow up, Myron said, “That’s it?”
“You expected something deeper?”
Myron shrugged. “Kinda.”
“There’s this song I love,” Lex said. “The lyric says, ‘Your heart is like a parachute.’ Do you know why?”
“I think the line is about a mind being like a parachute—it only functions when it’s open.”
“No, I know that line. This one is a better, ‘Your heart is like a parachute—it only opens when you fall.’ ” He smiled. “Good, right?”
“I guess.”
“We all have friends in our lives, like, well, take my mates in here. I love them, I party with them, we talk about weather and sports and hot pieces of ass, but if I didn’t see them for a year—or really, ever again—it wouldn’t make much difference in my life. That’s how it is with most people we know.”
He took another sip. The door behind them opened. A bunch of giggling women entered. Lex shook his head, and they vanished back out the door. “And then,” he went on, “every once in a while, you have a real friend. Like Buzz over there. We talk about everything. We know the truth about each other—every sick, depraved flaw. Do you have friends like that?”
“Esperanza knows I have a shy bladder,” Myron said.
“What?”
“Never mind. Go on. I know what you’re saying.”
“Right, so anyway, real friends. You let them see the sick crap that goes on in your brain. The ugly.” He sat up, getting into it now. “And you know what’s odd about that kind of thing? You know what happens when you’re totally open and let the other person see that you’re a total degenerate?”
Myron shook his head.
“Your friend loves you even more. With everyone else, you put up this façade so you can hide the crud and make them like you. But with real friends, you show them the crud—and that makes them care. When we get rid of the façade, we connect more. So why don’t we do that with everyone, Myron? I ask you.”
“I guess you’re going to tell me.”
“Damned if I know.” Lex sat back, took a deep sip, tilted his head in thought. “But here’s the thing: The façade is, by nature, a lie. That’s okay for the most part. But if you don’t open up to the one you love most—if you don’t show the flaws—you can’t connect. You are, in fact, keeping secrets. And those secrets fester and destroy.”
The door opened again. Four women and two men stumbled in, giggling and smiling and holding obscenely overpriced champagne in their hands.
“So what secrets are you keeping from Suzze?” Myron asked.
He just shook his head. “It’s a two-way street, mate.”
“So what secrets is Suzze keeping from you?”
Lex did not reply. He was looking across the room. Myron turned to follow his gaze.
And then he saw her.
Or at least he thought that he did. A blink of an eye across the VIP lounge, candlelit and smoky. Myron hadn’t seen her since that snowy night sixteen years ago, her belly swollen, the tears running down her cheeks, the blood flowing through her fingers. He hadn’t even kept tabs on them, but the last he had heard they were living somewhere in South America.
Their eyes met across the room for a second, no more. And as impossible as it seemed, Myron knew.
“Kitty?”
