Summer at Little Beach Street Bakery
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‘Evan,’ she said. ‘What happened here?’
Evan hung his head. ‘Do you wanna cup of tea?’
Polly nodded.
They sat on stained deckchairs in the garden, sheltered from the wind. Polly stared at the van through the open door.
‘It was me and my brother.’ Evan was staring at the floor as if confessing something. ‘We were going to work together. Make pasties, take them round the festivals, you know what I mean?’
Polly nodded. ‘Great!’ she said.
‘Sunk our life savings into doing the van up,’ said Evan. His skin was pale and unhealthy-looking in the sunlight. Polly wondered if he spent a lot of time playing computer games.
‘It was that summer, our first summer… Do you remember? Three years ago?’
‘Was that the year all those people nearly drowned at Glastonbury?’
Evan nodded.
‘Oh God, the rain. It rained and rained and rained and rained. Half of Devon fell down the cliffs. Everywhere we went, we just got besieged by people trying to shelter under the canopy. They didn’t want pasties, they just wanted not to get any wetter. Everything covered in mud, everything. Wet. Cold. Up at the crack of dawn every day. Insane traffic. Stuck in the mud. Parked. Couldn’t move. And the other concessions. It’s a war zone out there, you know. A war zone. They stop at nothing. Tyres down. Fire put out. Although that could have been the sideways rain.’
He looked up at her, eyes burning.
‘We were at one of the field parties. Stuck as usual. Nobody who wanted a pasty could get to us because everyone was trying to shelter under the canopy. We asked them to move. Do you know what they did? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?’
Polly shook her head, clutching her tea.
‘They overturned the van! Our Nancy! They overturned her in the mud and left us sprawled there, five hundred best pasties squashed in the muck, rain coming down, St John’s Ambulance and the Manic Street Preachers. It was like the Somme. Except worse, because of the Manic Street fucking Preachers.’
He shivered again.
‘I’m never going back.’
‘What do you do now?’ asked Polly politely.
‘I’m joining the army,’ said Evan, unexpectedly. ‘I figure it can’t be worse. And also, one day I can shoot those hippy bastards.’
Polly wasn’t quite sure what to say to this, so she sipped her tea in silence.
‘And how long did you run this business?’
‘Don’t do it,’ said Evan, fiercely. ‘You seem like a nice girl. Get out while you still can. Don’t go up against the ice cream vans, whatever the hell you do. Most vicious bastards on the face of the earth.’
‘Ice cream vans?’
‘Ice cream vans OF DEATH.’
‘Okay,’ said Polly. ‘Did it get damaged when it fell over?’
Evan shook his head.
‘She’s brilliantly engineered, Nancy. Couldn’t put a foot wrong. She was a loyal and faithful workhorse in a war we couldn’t win.’
Polly thought he was definitely spending too much time in his bedroom.
‘Okay, well… Can I take her for a test drive? I’ll leave my passport with you.’
‘I’m telling you, don’t ruin your life.’
‘Ha,’ said Polly. ‘Honestly, it is far too late for that.’
She looked at him again.
‘Have you got the keys?’
‘They’re in there,’ he said. ‘I can’t watch. Honestly. I can’t see her go again. I’ve got PTSD. My doctor said he might put me on medication and everything.’
‘I’ll just take her round the block,’ said Polly patiently. ‘Also, are you sure you really want to join the army?’
‘I’ll wait at the corner,’ said Evan. ‘If you lose your nerve, we’ll push her back together.’
Polly had driven a van before, when she’d moved her furniture from her old apartment in Plymouth over to Mount Polbearne, and this was smaller than that one, although she could feel the weight of the oven at the back. But it was cleverly situated and balanced out by the engine, which had plenty of pull in it, so actually it wasn’t that difficult at all. Stupidly, because she couldn’t park in the car park overnight, she would have to move the van every day, but she could manage that if she got the tides right.
Inside, everything was in remarkable nick. There was less than 5,000 miles on the clock. Polly felt sorry for Evan, because she thought this van might be worth a lot more than he was selling it for. On the other hand, she had Huckle’s voice of business ringing in her ears, plus only a certain amount of money in her pocket.
She pressed the horn experimentally. It gave out a jolly tooting noise that made her smile. Then she stopped the van on the corner to see how easy it would be to set up. The canopy was wound out by a handle, and she propped it up on the two stands that slotted into the sides. The serving hatch was a nice size, and on the back of the sliding door on the other side of the van was a fold-down work surface, on hinges. The trays for fresh produce were to her left, looking out of the hatch, and the big oven, a little fridge for drinks and a tiny sink were to her right, blocking the back of the van, which she guessed wasn’t meant to open at all. She moved around. She didn’t know where on earth they’d put a coffee machine. Regretfully she shelved, yet again, the idea of running a little coffee shop too. One day.
She looked over the serving hatch cheerfully, seeing in her mind’s eye a whole line of people queuing up… She’d need lots of those little paper bags, quick twist over, hand them over, then the next one. She wondered if she could do a sail-in service for the fishermen and the pleasure boats, given that her pitch was at the back, next to the sea wall. She could throw them sandwiches and they could chuck fish back as payment… She smiled at the daftness of the idea, but she felt, deep down, that it could be done. Could it?
‘’Ello!’
There was a small child there, not more than eight years old and covered in freckles. He screwed up his eyes.
‘What you got? What you got in the van?’
‘Uh, nothing yet,’ said Polly, smiling. ‘What were you after?’
‘Dunno,’ said the boy. ‘But I like your van.’
‘I will take that as a good sign,’ said Polly. In fact, she did have some gingerbread she’d whipped up the day before, dense with treacle, rich and not too sweet so it could be spread with butter. But she thought better of giving treats to a strange child, so she winked instead.
Evan hung his head. ‘Do you wanna cup of tea?’
Polly nodded.
They sat on stained deckchairs in the garden, sheltered from the wind. Polly stared at the van through the open door.
‘It was me and my brother.’ Evan was staring at the floor as if confessing something. ‘We were going to work together. Make pasties, take them round the festivals, you know what I mean?’
Polly nodded. ‘Great!’ she said.
‘Sunk our life savings into doing the van up,’ said Evan. His skin was pale and unhealthy-looking in the sunlight. Polly wondered if he spent a lot of time playing computer games.
‘It was that summer, our first summer… Do you remember? Three years ago?’
‘Was that the year all those people nearly drowned at Glastonbury?’
Evan nodded.
‘Oh God, the rain. It rained and rained and rained and rained. Half of Devon fell down the cliffs. Everywhere we went, we just got besieged by people trying to shelter under the canopy. They didn’t want pasties, they just wanted not to get any wetter. Everything covered in mud, everything. Wet. Cold. Up at the crack of dawn every day. Insane traffic. Stuck in the mud. Parked. Couldn’t move. And the other concessions. It’s a war zone out there, you know. A war zone. They stop at nothing. Tyres down. Fire put out. Although that could have been the sideways rain.’
He looked up at her, eyes burning.
‘We were at one of the field parties. Stuck as usual. Nobody who wanted a pasty could get to us because everyone was trying to shelter under the canopy. We asked them to move. Do you know what they did? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?’
Polly shook her head, clutching her tea.
‘They overturned the van! Our Nancy! They overturned her in the mud and left us sprawled there, five hundred best pasties squashed in the muck, rain coming down, St John’s Ambulance and the Manic Street Preachers. It was like the Somme. Except worse, because of the Manic Street fucking Preachers.’
He shivered again.
‘I’m never going back.’
‘What do you do now?’ asked Polly politely.
‘I’m joining the army,’ said Evan, unexpectedly. ‘I figure it can’t be worse. And also, one day I can shoot those hippy bastards.’
Polly wasn’t quite sure what to say to this, so she sipped her tea in silence.
‘And how long did you run this business?’
‘Don’t do it,’ said Evan, fiercely. ‘You seem like a nice girl. Get out while you still can. Don’t go up against the ice cream vans, whatever the hell you do. Most vicious bastards on the face of the earth.’
‘Ice cream vans?’
‘Ice cream vans OF DEATH.’
‘Okay,’ said Polly. ‘Did it get damaged when it fell over?’
Evan shook his head.
‘She’s brilliantly engineered, Nancy. Couldn’t put a foot wrong. She was a loyal and faithful workhorse in a war we couldn’t win.’
Polly thought he was definitely spending too much time in his bedroom.
‘Okay, well… Can I take her for a test drive? I’ll leave my passport with you.’
‘I’m telling you, don’t ruin your life.’
‘Ha,’ said Polly. ‘Honestly, it is far too late for that.’
She looked at him again.
‘Have you got the keys?’
‘They’re in there,’ he said. ‘I can’t watch. Honestly. I can’t see her go again. I’ve got PTSD. My doctor said he might put me on medication and everything.’
‘I’ll just take her round the block,’ said Polly patiently. ‘Also, are you sure you really want to join the army?’
‘I’ll wait at the corner,’ said Evan. ‘If you lose your nerve, we’ll push her back together.’
Polly had driven a van before, when she’d moved her furniture from her old apartment in Plymouth over to Mount Polbearne, and this was smaller than that one, although she could feel the weight of the oven at the back. But it was cleverly situated and balanced out by the engine, which had plenty of pull in it, so actually it wasn’t that difficult at all. Stupidly, because she couldn’t park in the car park overnight, she would have to move the van every day, but she could manage that if she got the tides right.
Inside, everything was in remarkable nick. There was less than 5,000 miles on the clock. Polly felt sorry for Evan, because she thought this van might be worth a lot more than he was selling it for. On the other hand, she had Huckle’s voice of business ringing in her ears, plus only a certain amount of money in her pocket.
She pressed the horn experimentally. It gave out a jolly tooting noise that made her smile. Then she stopped the van on the corner to see how easy it would be to set up. The canopy was wound out by a handle, and she propped it up on the two stands that slotted into the sides. The serving hatch was a nice size, and on the back of the sliding door on the other side of the van was a fold-down work surface, on hinges. The trays for fresh produce were to her left, looking out of the hatch, and the big oven, a little fridge for drinks and a tiny sink were to her right, blocking the back of the van, which she guessed wasn’t meant to open at all. She moved around. She didn’t know where on earth they’d put a coffee machine. Regretfully she shelved, yet again, the idea of running a little coffee shop too. One day.
She looked over the serving hatch cheerfully, seeing in her mind’s eye a whole line of people queuing up… She’d need lots of those little paper bags, quick twist over, hand them over, then the next one. She wondered if she could do a sail-in service for the fishermen and the pleasure boats, given that her pitch was at the back, next to the sea wall. She could throw them sandwiches and they could chuck fish back as payment… She smiled at the daftness of the idea, but she felt, deep down, that it could be done. Could it?
‘’Ello!’
There was a small child there, not more than eight years old and covered in freckles. He screwed up his eyes.
‘What you got? What you got in the van?’
‘Uh, nothing yet,’ said Polly, smiling. ‘What were you after?’
‘Dunno,’ said the boy. ‘But I like your van.’
‘I will take that as a good sign,’ said Polly. In fact, she did have some gingerbread she’d whipped up the day before, dense with treacle, rich and not too sweet so it could be spread with butter. But she thought better of giving treats to a strange child, so she winked instead.
