“That’ll be perfect.”
I gaze into Chelsea’s ice-blue eyes. “I really think it will be.”
11
I get out of my car in front of Chelsea’s house on Friday night. And not to sound like a total douche, but there’s a spring in my step. A lightness in my mood. I’m excited. Looking forward to this evening with Chelsea—and, yes, with the kids too. Sure, they’re half a dozen little cockblockers, but they’re funny. Smart. In general, pretty awesome.
The fact that there’s a really good chance I’m going to finally get laid doesn’t hurt, either.
I knock on the door, holding a bouquet of white roses and the movie in one hand.
The door opens, and in front of me stands a tall, tan, lanky guy with strategically tousled dirty-blond hair, a white T-shirt, saggy jeans, and a shark-tooth necklace.
He lifts his chin in greeting. “Hey.”
“Hey.” Who the fuck is he, and why is he answering the door? “Where’s Chelsea?”
He steps back, opening the door wider, turning his head. “Babe! There’s a guy here.” His brown eyes turn my way. “A big fuckin’ guy. What do you bench, two fifty?”
“Something like that.”
I step past him, lowering the flowers to my side, feeling like an asshole for having them.
Chelsea comes out from the kitchen, wearing a little black dress with thin straps—sexy in its simplicity—and open-toed black heels. Her hair falls soft and shiny around her shoulders. “Jake!” Her smile is off—kind of forced.
“What’s going on?” I ask evenly.
Two more twentysomethings step out behind her: a dark-skinned girl with long dreadlocks and a stunning face, and a guy with long brown hair wearing a trendy, butt-ugly, lime-green paisley shirt.
“My friends from Berkeley came to visit.” Her face tightens—broadcasting an apology. “I didn’t know they were coming.” She steps back, gesturing to the couple behind her. “This is Nikki and Kevin.”
Nikki and Kevin both smile at me a little too happily. A little too stoned to play it straight.
“And this”—Chelsea gestures to the blond shark killer—“is Lucas.”
Lucas grins dopily. “S’up.”
I nod at him, then hand Chelsea the flowers. “These are for you.”
She gazes at them lovingly, running her palm over the soft petals. “They’re beautiful. Thank you.”
So much for dinner. And more important, so much for getting laid.
Fuck.
Rosaleen comes tearing around the corner, her hair parted into curly pigtails, hugging me around the waist. “Jake, you’re here! Did you bring the movie?”
I hold it up for her to see and she bounces.
Riley and Rory join us next. Lucas rubs his hand roughly on top of Rory’s head. “Little dude, how about you grab me a beer? If we’re watching a movie, I’m gonna need a brew.”
Chelsea’s head tilts. “We don’t have any, Lucas. My brother and Rachel weren’t drinkers.”
“That sucks.”
We all walk toward the den, and the muscle in my cheek twitches as I watch Lucas throw his arm around Chelsea’s shoulders casually. Cozily. With intimate familiarity.
I really don’t like this asswipe. And I’m not the only one.
Rory comes up to my side and whispers, “He touches my head again, I’m punching him in the nuts.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Can we watch the movie in Mom and Dad’s room?” Riley asks carefully. “We used to have movie night up there every week. But we haven’t since . . .” She ends with a shrug.
“Sure,” I tell her.
“I think that’s a great idea,” Chelsea agrees softly.
“Dude! I just got a greater idea!” Lucas says, turning my way. “So . . . you’re like the manny, right?”
“The what?” I ask, my expression heading for hostile.
“Like the nanny, but you’re a guy? You can watch the kids, yeah?”
“Sweet!” Nikki squeaks, picking up his train of thought. “So, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Hotty can stay with the babies while the four of us go out!”
I wait for Chelsea to decline.
I wait for her to say she’d rather stay in with the kids.
With me.
But she doesn’t.
She just turns to me blankly. “Would that work for you, Jake?”
A sharp snort rumbles out of me. Frustration and resentment simmer in my stomach, burning like acid. “Whatever you want to do, Chelsea.”
“Awesome.” Lucas nods. And he still hasn’t moved his fucking arm from her shoulder.
I want to break it off.
Lucas’s eyes crawl over her. “You should get changed, babe.”
I give him a hard stare. “I think she looks perfect.”
His head toggles. “Well, sure, she’s smokin’.” Then he turns to Chelsea. “But you kinda look like a MILF. Hot and all . . . but still a mom, ya know?”
And now I want to break his mouth, too.
Her face falls, but she agrees. “Okay. I’ll get changed real quick and then we’ll head out.”
Ten minutes later, she comes down the stairs in tight blue jeans and a white halter top. The shirt pushes together her tits in a fantastic way—she looks gorgeous. But different. There’s less . . . elegance in this outfit. And she seems infinitely more screwable.
I gaze into Chelsea’s ice-blue eyes. “I really think it will be.”
11
I get out of my car in front of Chelsea’s house on Friday night. And not to sound like a total douche, but there’s a spring in my step. A lightness in my mood. I’m excited. Looking forward to this evening with Chelsea—and, yes, with the kids too. Sure, they’re half a dozen little cockblockers, but they’re funny. Smart. In general, pretty awesome.
The fact that there’s a really good chance I’m going to finally get laid doesn’t hurt, either.
I knock on the door, holding a bouquet of white roses and the movie in one hand.
The door opens, and in front of me stands a tall, tan, lanky guy with strategically tousled dirty-blond hair, a white T-shirt, saggy jeans, and a shark-tooth necklace.
He lifts his chin in greeting. “Hey.”
“Hey.” Who the fuck is he, and why is he answering the door? “Where’s Chelsea?”
He steps back, opening the door wider, turning his head. “Babe! There’s a guy here.” His brown eyes turn my way. “A big fuckin’ guy. What do you bench, two fifty?”
“Something like that.”
I step past him, lowering the flowers to my side, feeling like an asshole for having them.
Chelsea comes out from the kitchen, wearing a little black dress with thin straps—sexy in its simplicity—and open-toed black heels. Her hair falls soft and shiny around her shoulders. “Jake!” Her smile is off—kind of forced.
“What’s going on?” I ask evenly.
Two more twentysomethings step out behind her: a dark-skinned girl with long dreadlocks and a stunning face, and a guy with long brown hair wearing a trendy, butt-ugly, lime-green paisley shirt.
“My friends from Berkeley came to visit.” Her face tightens—broadcasting an apology. “I didn’t know they were coming.” She steps back, gesturing to the couple behind her. “This is Nikki and Kevin.”
Nikki and Kevin both smile at me a little too happily. A little too stoned to play it straight.
“And this”—Chelsea gestures to the blond shark killer—“is Lucas.”
Lucas grins dopily. “S’up.”
I nod at him, then hand Chelsea the flowers. “These are for you.”
She gazes at them lovingly, running her palm over the soft petals. “They’re beautiful. Thank you.”
So much for dinner. And more important, so much for getting laid.
Fuck.
Rosaleen comes tearing around the corner, her hair parted into curly pigtails, hugging me around the waist. “Jake, you’re here! Did you bring the movie?”
I hold it up for her to see and she bounces.
Riley and Rory join us next. Lucas rubs his hand roughly on top of Rory’s head. “Little dude, how about you grab me a beer? If we’re watching a movie, I’m gonna need a brew.”
Chelsea’s head tilts. “We don’t have any, Lucas. My brother and Rachel weren’t drinkers.”
“That sucks.”
We all walk toward the den, and the muscle in my cheek twitches as I watch Lucas throw his arm around Chelsea’s shoulders casually. Cozily. With intimate familiarity.
I really don’t like this asswipe. And I’m not the only one.
Rory comes up to my side and whispers, “He touches my head again, I’m punching him in the nuts.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Can we watch the movie in Mom and Dad’s room?” Riley asks carefully. “We used to have movie night up there every week. But we haven’t since . . .” She ends with a shrug.
“Sure,” I tell her.
“I think that’s a great idea,” Chelsea agrees softly.
“Dude! I just got a greater idea!” Lucas says, turning my way. “So . . . you’re like the manny, right?”
“The what?” I ask, my expression heading for hostile.
“Like the nanny, but you’re a guy? You can watch the kids, yeah?”
“Sweet!” Nikki squeaks, picking up his train of thought. “So, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Hotty can stay with the babies while the four of us go out!”
I wait for Chelsea to decline.
I wait for her to say she’d rather stay in with the kids.
With me.
But she doesn’t.
She just turns to me blankly. “Would that work for you, Jake?”
A sharp snort rumbles out of me. Frustration and resentment simmer in my stomach, burning like acid. “Whatever you want to do, Chelsea.”
“Awesome.” Lucas nods. And he still hasn’t moved his fucking arm from her shoulder.
I want to break it off.
Lucas’s eyes crawl over her. “You should get changed, babe.”
I give him a hard stare. “I think she looks perfect.”
His head toggles. “Well, sure, she’s smokin’.” Then he turns to Chelsea. “But you kinda look like a MILF. Hot and all . . . but still a mom, ya know?”
And now I want to break his mouth, too.
Her face falls, but she agrees. “Okay. I’ll get changed real quick and then we’ll head out.”
Ten minutes later, she comes down the stairs in tight blue jeans and a white halter top. The shirt pushes together her tits in a fantastic way—she looks gorgeous. But different. There’s less . . . elegance in this outfit. And she seems infinitely more screwable.
