The Lonely Hearts Club
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"My apologies for calling you both in on such short notice." He motioned to my parents. "But we're having a problem with Penny that's starting to get out of hand. I'm not sure if you're aware of this little club that Penny has started."
WHAT?
"Of course we are" Dad said. "they meet at our house every Saturday night. Great bunch of girls."
Principal Braddock shifted in his seat. "Well, it's causing some problems at school."
It is?
"It is?" Mom asked. "What kind of problems?"
Principal Braddock straightened his tie, "Dr. and Mrs. Bloom, the problem is that Penny is using her unfortunate experiences to turn the rest of the female population against the males at this school."
I was dumbfounded, "the Club isn't about that!"
Principal Braddock put his hand up to silence me.
"Now, I'm sorry that Penny can't find a boyfriend --"
"Excuse me!" Mom protested.
Principal Braddock held up his hands again. "My apologies. I meant to say that I don't really think it's appropriate for Penny to be pushing her ideals on the rest of the female student body, especially the impressionable freshman class."
"Hold on," Mom started. "Penny Lane has created an amazing group of friends. there is no hidden agenda except to spend time with her friends without the pressures of dating. Mr. Braddock, you know how messy high school romances can get, I'm surprised you aren't encouraging this." I looked at my mom and saw that her cheeks were flushed. this was going to be good.
"Mrs. Bloom, I am not going to sit here and allow one girl to start running the school. Penny is getting way too much power at this school. Her influence with the female population is getting a little out of control."
Mom started to tap her foot impatiently. "And I suppose you don't have a problem with the fact that, just because some jock can throw a ball far, the entire male population worships him? Let me ask you a question, Mr. Braddock. Have any of the Club members gotten in trouble for anything?"
"Well, technically no. But her little club is unsanctioned by the school, therefore --"
"Therefore," Mom cut him. Off, "it really isn't any of your business."
Principal Braddock cleared his throat. "Therefore, you can understand the problem, that something not authorized by the school should not be encouraged by the school. I cannot allow this to continue."
Mom crossed her legs. "Excuse me, Mr. Braddock, but have Penny Lane's grades slipped at all?" No .. .
"In fact, her grades have actually improved last semester, haven't they?"
He started to flip through my thin file. "I guess."
"So, Penny Lane has done nothing wrong, the Club is not affecting her grades, and the Club is meeting off school grounds. Am I correct?"
"Technically --"
"Well, then I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is, Mrs. Bloom" -- Principal Braddock's face was explosive -- "that after that article came out in the Monitor, a lot of the males at this school have been complaining.
Not only that, but I've received some troubling reports from my Student Advisory Committee."
Watt, Ryan wouldn't. . .
"Nothing has happened yet, but that doesn't mean that it wont. this spells trouble -- T-R-O-U-B-L-E."
Mom got up, "Well, I don't really give an S-H --"
"Becky." Dad finally spoke. He got up and put his hand on her shoulder. Mr. Braddock relaxed considerably, probably hoping that my dad would agree with him.
"thank you, Dr. Bloom."
"Penny Lane," Dad said, "we're leaving, lets go. And, Mr. Braddock, I'm sure you won't argue that we're going to take Penny with us, as I really don't think it's fair for her to have to stay here today after the way you insulted her."
Dad grabbed his coat. I just stared at him.
"And, Mr. Braddock, as Penny's parents, we encourage this, as you call it, 'little' club. What she has done is wonderful, and you should be putting her picture on the wall instead of chastising her. We couldn't be prouder."
Dad hugged me and kissed me on the forehead. "Let's go, kiddo. Grab your stuff."
Chapter Twenty seven
WORD OF MY QUICK DEPARTURE from school spread like wildfire around school. Non--Club members thought I was expelled. Todd, even told people that the police had to escort me out of the building. Of course, I texted Tracy and Diane the truth on my way home, and they spread the word to the rest of the Lonely Hearts Club members. they all thought I was a hero.
Everybody at our next meeting was ecstatic. it was as if Braddock's condemnation of the Club somehow validated us.
I hoped this made it a good time for an announcement.
Diane and Tracy joined me in the front of the room, I looked over and saw Morgan was blushing. She had been thrilled when she'd found out that Tyson liked her, but thankfully didn't want to drop out of the Club.
"All right, I want everybody to hear us out before you make up your minds or jump to conclusions." I looked at Rosanna when I said this. "I started this club because I was sick of guys. But as the Club has grown, I've noticed that it's more about focusing on ourselves, and that we're really good at that. So now I think maybe our focus shouldn't be on never dating a guy, but on keeping true to your friends. if one of us wants to go --"