Timeless
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 Gail Carriger

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“Goodness, that doesn’t happen often,” replied Ivy. Although she had heard much of the conversation, she was ignorant as to the significance of the tirade, for she asked at that juncture, looking with concern into her dear friend’s ashen face, “Why, Alexia, my dear, are you quite well?”
“No, Ivy, I am not. I do believe my marriage may be in ruins.”
“Well, it’s a good thing we are in the land of such things, then, isn’t it?”
“What things?”
“Ruins.”
“Oh, Ivy, really.”
“Not even a smile? You must truly be afflicted by sentimental upset. Do you feel faint? I’ve never known you to faint, but I suppose one is never too young to start trying.”
Then, much to Ivy’s shock and Alexia’s horror, the bold-as-brass Lady Maccon—paragon of assertive behavior and wielder of stoicism, parasols, and the occasional cryptic remark—burst into tears, right there on the front step of a public hostelry in central Alexandria.
Mrs. Tunstell, horrified beyond measure, wrapped one consoling arm about her friend and hustled her quickly inside Hotel des Voyageurs and into a private side parlor where she called for tea and instructed the nursemaid to see that the children were cleaned and put down for a nap. Alexia had just enough presence of mind to babble out that under no circumstances was anyone to attempt to bathe Prudence.
Alexia continued to blubber incoherently and Ivy to pat her hand sympathetically. Mrs. Tunstell was clearly at a loss as to what else she might do to allay her friend’s anguish.
Tunstell appeared in the doorway at one point, riding atop Prudence’s mechanical ladybug—he had always been fond of ladybugs—his knees up by his ears and grinning like a maniac. Even that failed to cheer Alexia. Ivy sent her husband off with a quick shake of her head and a stern, “Tunny, this is a serious matter. Bug off. We are not to be disturbed.”
“But, light of my life, what has happened to your hat?”
“Never mind that now. I have an emotional crisis on my hands.”
Tunstell, shaken to the core by the fact that his wife was clearly not disturbed by the loss of one of her precious bonnets, elected to take Alexia’s tears seriously and stopped smiling. “My goodness, what can I do?”
“Do? Do! Men are useless in such matters. Go see what is delaying the tea!”
Tunstell and the mechanical ladybug trundled away.
Finally a beverage did arrive, but it was once again honey-sweetened coffee, not tea. This only made Alexia cry harder. What she wouldn’t give for a cup of strong Assam with a dollop of quality British milk and a piece of treacle tart. Her world was crumbling around her!
She sobbed. “Oh, Ivy, what am I to do? He will never trust me again.” She must have been feeling quite undone to ask Mrs. Ivy Tunstell for advice.
Ivy clasped Alexia’s hand in both of hers and made sympathetic shushing noises. “There, there, Alexia, it will all be all right.”
“How will it be all right? I lied to him.”
“Oh, but you’ve done that heaps of times.”
“Yes, but this time it was about something that matters. Something he cares about. And it was wrong of me to do it. And I knew it was wrong but I did it anyway. Oh, blast Professor Lyall. How could he get me into this mess? And blast my father, too! If he hadn’t gone off and gotten himself killed, none of this would have happened.”
“Now, Alexia, language.”
“Right when I have important information about this plague and I need Conall here to help me figure out the particulars. But, no, he has to go storming off. And it’s all destroyed, all lost.”
“Really, Alexia, I’ve never known you to be fatalistic before.”
“Too many viewings of The Death Rains of Swansea, I suppose.”
There came a bustle at the door and another familiar face peeked in. “What on earth has happened? Alexia, are you well? Is it Prudence?” Madame Lefoux came hurrying into the room. Tossing her hat and gloves carelessly aside, she dashed over to the divan and sat next to Alexia, on the other side from Ivy.
Lacking Mrs. Tunstell’s natural British reticence, the Frenchwoman scooped Alexia into a full embrace, wrapping her bony arms around her friend and pressing her cheek to the top of Alexia’s dark head. She stroked Alexia’s back up and down in long, affectionate caresses, which reminded Alexia of Conall and made the tears, which were almost under control, start up once more.
Genevieve looked at Ivy curiously. “Why, Mrs. Tunstell, whatever could cause our Alexia to be so overset?”
“She has had a most trying argument with her husband. Something to do with a letter, and Professor Lyall, and a trifle, and some treacle, I believe.”
“Oh, dear, it sounds gummy.”
The absurdity of Ivy’s interpretation was the boost Alexia needed to rein in her runaway sentimentality. Really, she thought, there is no point in wallowing. I must get myself in order and come up with a way to fix this. She took a deep, shaky breath and a long sip of the horrible coffee to calm her nerves. She then developed a bad case of the hiccoughs, because, as she could only surmise, the universe was against her retaining any dignity whatsoever.
“Old history,” she said at last. “With werewolves, it is never so very well buried as one might hope. Suffice it to say that Conall has discovered something and I am to blame in part for his not knowing it to start with. He is not happy about this. Sticky, indeed.”
Genevieve, sensing Alexia was beginning to recover, let her go and sat back, pouring herself a cup of coffee.
Mrs. Tunstell, wishing to provide some distraction while Alexia composed her emotions, began prattling on about their adventures at the bazaar in highly embellished terms. Madame Lefoux listened attentively and gasped in all the right places, and by the time the telling was complete, Alexia was feeling better, if not entirely up to snuff.
Alexia turned the full focus of her attention onto the French inventor. “And how about you, Genevieve? I trust your explorations about the metropolis have proved more enjoyable than ours?”
“Well, they were certainly less exciting. I had a matter of business to conduct. It seems, however, to have opened up more questions than it answered.”
“Oh?”
“Yes.”
Alexia took a gamble. “While I know that ostensibly the countess sent you along to keep an eye on me and figure out what Matakara wants with Prudence, I don’t suppose your true purpose in visiting Egypt is to investigate the expansion of the God-Breaker Plague for the OBO. Is it?”
Genevieve dimpled at her. “Ah. I see. You’ve noticed it, too, have you?”
“Conall and I suspected as much the evening we arrived, and a missive from Biffy recently confirmed it. Some fifty years ago, or thereabouts, it began an accelerated push.”
Madame Lefoux tilted her head in acknowledgment. “Actually, we are thinking that it was more like forty.”
“You have an idea of what might have set it into motion?”
“Well…,” Madame Lefoux hedged.
“Genevieve, we have been through this before. Don’t you think it wiser simply to tell me what you are thinking? It saves burning half of London and having to build weapons of immense tentaclization.”
The Frenchwoman pursed her lips and then nodded. She stared for a moment at Ivy out of suspicious green eyes and then finally said, “I suppose. It’s not that we know exactly what caused it, more that there is a terrible coincidence. How to put this? You see, Alexia, your father happened to be in Egypt right about that time.”
“Of course he was.” Alexia wasn’t surprised in the slightest by this information. “But, Genevieve, how would you know a thing like that? Even with all your contacts.”
“Ah, yes, that. Well, that’s the problem. Alessandro Tarabotti was working for the OBO at the time.”
“It was after he broke with the Templars? Go on. There must be more.”
“Well, yes, yes, there is. He came here and something happened, and he abandoned the OBO with no warning.”
“That sounds like my father. He wasn’t particularly loyal to any organization.”
“Ah, but he took half the OBO underground information network with him.”
Alexia had a sinking sensation. “Dead?”
“No, turned. They stayed alive, only working for him instead of us. And we never did get them back, even after he died.”
Alexia felt a slight wiggle of butterflies in her stomach, which she was beginning to label her sensation of significance. Something was, quite defiantly, up.
“It’s sealed under the Clandestine Scientific Information Act of 1855.” Professor Lyall sat down with a thump next to Biffy on the small settee in the back parlor. He shoved him over gently to make room. Biffy bumped back against him affectionately but moved. Lyall had just returned from BUR and he smelled like a London night, etching acid, and the Thames.
“Have you been swimming?”
The Beta ignored this to continue his complaint. “It’s all sealed.”
“What is?”
“Records to do with Egypt, for a period of twelve years, starting right about the time the plague began to expand. Familiarity with clandestine-level scientific secrets is beyond my rank and authority. Especially mine, as no supernaturals, drones, clavigers, or persons with suspected excess soul are allowed access. I was working for BUR at the time, and I didn’t know anything about the Clandestine Scientific Information Act until after it had passed into law.” Professor Lyall seemed mildly annoyed by this. It wasn’t that he was particularly troubled by not knowing, in the way of Lord Akeldama, it was more that he did not approve of anything that upset the efficient running of pack life or BUR duties.
Biffy thought back to some bits of information that Lord Akeldama had once let slip. “Wasn’t the Clandestine Act linked to the last of the intelligencers before they were disbanded?”
“Under the previous potentate, yes. It also had something to do with the Great Picklemen Revolt and the disposal of patents of domestic servitude. What a mess things were in those days.”
“Well, that’s that, then.” From what Biffy could recall, very serious action had been taken and there was nothing even the hives could do to countermand the restrictions that were put into place as a consequence.
“Not entirely. All this material about Egypt is locked under a cipher, and that cipher is linked to the code name of a known provocateur. A provocateur whose loyalties were unreliable and true allegiance unknown.”
“Yes?”
“Fortunately, his is a cipher I know, without having to go up against the Clandestine Act.”
“Oh?” Biffy sat up a little straighter, intrigued.
“He went by Panattone, but his real name was Alessandro Tarabotti.”
Biffy started. “Again? My goodness, your former amour certainly had his fingers in many pies.”
“Preternaturals are like that. You should know their ways by now.”
“Of course—worse than Lord Akeldama. He has to know everyone’s business. Lady Maccon has to know everyone’s business and interfere in it.”
Professor Lyall turned to face Biffy fully on the small couch, placing his hand on the young werewolf’s knee. His calm demeanor might have been slightly shaken, although not a hair was out of place. Biffy wondered if he might persuade him to share this secret.
“The thing is, he was there. I know Sandy was there. It’s in his journals—several trips to Egypt starting in 1835. But there is nothing about what he did while he was there nor the name of his actual employer. I knew he was involved in some pretty dark dealings, but to require an official seal?”
“You think it might have something to do with the God-Breaker Plague, don’t you?”
“I think preternaturals, mummies, and the God-Breaker Plague go together better than custard and black-currant jelly. Alessandro Tarabotti was one powerful preternatural.”
Biffy wasn’t comfortable with Lyall talking about his former lover in such a reverent tone, but he kept his mind on the business in question, finding reassurance in the fact that Lyall’s hand was still on his knee. “Well, I have only one suggestion. And Egypt is not exactly his forté. But you know…”
“We should see what Lord Akeldama has to say on the matter?”
“You suggested it, not me.” Biffy tilted his head and examined Lyall’s sharp vulpine face for signs of jealousy. Unable to discern any, he stood and offered the Beta a quite unnecessary hand up. Any excuse for a touch.
The two men clapped top hats to their heads and made their way next door to call upon the vampire in question.
Lord Akeldama’s house was in an uproar. A very frazzled-looking drone opened the door a good five minutes after they had yanked on the bellpull for the third time.