Waistcoats & Weaponry
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It was wonderful to watch. Sophronia wondered if she could simulate such an aura of ennui and discontent or if it had to be trained from birth.
The two men trusted in Felix’s stated identity.
“Lord Mersey,” said the leader, “we know of your illustrious father, of course.”
So they are connected to the Picklemen!
Felix tilted his head. “And you are tempted into contemplating ransom? You are thinking that here you have a train full of valuable cargo?”
The flywaymen looked more shocked than tempted.
Stubby said, “I know the Duke of Golborne well enough to realize he would not respond well to such behavior.”
Felix nodded crisply. “Good, we understand each other.”
And Sophronia was beginning to understand their situation.
Felix did not mention that there was a fair chance these flywaymen were, untraceably of course, in his father’s employ. If these flywaymen were up to something that would cause the vampires to track them, there was a good chance that something was a Pickleman plot. Sophronia’s heart wrenched. He had to know this, yet he gave no hint, not even to her. Despite the fact that she had been expecting it, Sophronia felt a keen sense of betrayal.
Stubby whispered in his shaggy companion’s ear.
Shaggy hurried back to the airship.
“Is that wise?” wondered Sophronia. “You are now all alone with us.”
Stubby laughed. “I am under the impression that you boys are not armed. Out for a lark, you said, didn’t you? Childish prank, stealing a train.”
Sophronia cocked her head. “Did we say unarmed?”
Dimity and Sidheag turned to look back at their train. The implication being that someone with a gun might be covering their backs.
The flywayman swallowed.
Sidheag added, “More like borrowing a train.”
Felix said, “You do know about Bunson’s, don’t you, Mr. Flywayman?”
“Most assuredly, most assuredly. One or two of our number once trained there.”
Felix wrinkled his nose at the very idea. “Hard times.”
Dimity and Bumbersnoot lurked to the back of their group. Dimity’s was the shakiest disguise. Sophronia was beginning to regret having let her join them. Why hadn’t she asked her to stay with Soap?
The flywayman was focused on Sophronia, Felix, and Sidheag, who each commanded, in their own way, an aura of evil genius mastermind, junior level. Remarkable, thought Sophronia, how a girl intelligencer could so easily become a boy evil genius.
The other flywayman returned at a jog and the two conferred privately.
The angle was extreme, but Sophronia thought she could lip-read the second man saying something about Duke Golborne.
Stubby turned; his face was now closed and suspicious.
“It is not your style, we understand, Lord Mersey, to commandeer a train. And you still have not explained why you were intent on following us.”
“Pure coincidence,” said Sophronia. “After all, there are only two directions to go on any given track.”
“Who are you to know anything of my style?” snapped Felix at the same time.
Oh, thought Sophronia, he is so good at pompous.
Shaggy spoke for the first time, his voice a low growl. “We cannot allow our plans to be cocked up by a band of scruffy boys. No matter whose son they claim to be.”
The first man raised his hand for silence and said, “Have you any proof, young squires, that you are who you say you are?”
Felix stiffened. “I do not need proof. Show me any member of society and they will vouch for me. I am known well to anyone who is anyone! Besides, who are you to demand proof of me?”
Sophronia arched her eyebrows and watched him work. He might even be thought too good. It was so easy for him to be a toffy-nosed dunderhead. No wonder Soap didn’t like him. She wasn’t certain that she liked this part of him, either. However, it was working in their favor, so she allowed Felix to get more riled, prepared to rein him in only if he became careless with his information.
“You are but a schoolboy!” objected Shaggy, not so easily cowed by rank as Stubby.
“I do not need to be of age to have a presence in society!” Now Felix was genuinely annoyed.
Shaggy took offense at Felix’s tone of superiority. He removed a deadly-looking little gun from a pocket and pointed it at him.
Sophronia felt it time to interject. “Now, now, gentlemen, let’s not be impetuous.”
That statement made Shaggy angrier. “You’ve been stalking us. You got yourselves some pretty valuable equipment, and some pretty valuable young men, and you think, what…? We just gonna let you boys continue trundling along on your lonesome?” This second flywayman was nastier than the first. Sophronia had thought Stubby the leader, but now she thought he was simply the speaker.
She appreciated Shaggy’s directness, and, to a certain extent, his nastiness. She considered a judicious reply.
Felix, on the other hand, did not. “That is exactly what I expect! You have no cause to interfere with our travels. Leave that to the authorities, if they can catch us.”
“I wonder what your father would say to that,” said Stubby.
“Father! Father! What do you know of my father?” Felix practically steamed, like an overwrought boiler.
“Lord Mersey,” said Sophronia, “that is enough!”
Felix turned on her, red about the ears.
Sophronia gave him a little wink and a small smile, trying to lighten the mood with flirtation. It worked. Felix clearly remembered not only their need for caution, but also the fact that Sophronia and the others were ladies in disguise, and he must needs behave like a gentleman around them, whether these flywaymen knew it or not.