“Tell me if you find something, please.”
“No, I was going to keep it all to myself, but now that you asked me, I guess I’ll clue you in.” Bug rolled his eyes.
“One day your face will get stuck like that,” I told him.
“Is that all you’ve got?” he asked.
“I’ve had a hard day. Don’t test me, Abraham.”
He opened his mouth and closed it with a click at the name. That’s right. I do know your real name.
“That’s playing dirty.”
“It is.”
“How did you know?”
“I’m a truthseeker, remember? I could fill this whole room with things I know and keep to myself.”
I tucked the cooler with the ear under my arm and headed down the stairs. It was finally time to go home.
In theory, successful kidnapping hinged on the victim being kept alive. In practice, things went wrong. Vincent, freshly pissed off from failing to intimidate Rynda, could’ve stormed into wherever they were keeping Brian and killed him in a fit of rage. Or they did try to sedate Brian, and he died. Or he could’ve made a break for it, and they accidentally killed him. The last possibility seemed remote. By all indications, Brian wasn’t the type to run or take a dangerous decisive action. He would likely comply with all of their demands, relying on other people to solve his problems, the way he relied on his older brother to handle the business issues and on his wife to shield him from domestic struggles. Brian led a charmed life. He wouldn’t jeopardize it. Not only that, but the people who grabbed him off the streets were professionals: they forced him to stop, nabbed him, and took off in seconds. They left no traces of themselves behind, and Bug still couldn’t find them. Professionals would have kept him alive.
If this was a punishment for our attack on House Harcourt, the ear would’ve been a lot bloodier.
If it wasn’t Brian’s ear in the cooler, we were in entirely new waters. Maybe cooler heads prevailed, and Alexander Sturm and Vincent Harcourt decided not to mutilate a Prime of another House. Vincent would do it for fun, but, really, how much of an accomplishment would it be to cut off Brian’s ear? We snatched this helpless mushroom mage off the street, beat him up, and chopped off his ear. We are total badasses, fear us. If they had gotten their hands on Rogan, that would be one thing. But doing it to Brian would only generate derision from other Houses.
If they really meant to terrify Rynda, they would’ve sent her Brian’s real ear.
That left only one possibility, and I really didn’t like it.
I punched the code into the door, stepped into the warehouse, closed the door, turned, and froze.
Zeus stood six inches from me. His massive head was level with my chest. Turquoise eyes regarded me with mild curiosity. He took up the entire width of the hallway. An enormous tiger-hound from another world with teeth the size of steak knives and a fringe of tentacles at his neck.
It occurred to me that I was covered in dried blood.
I held very still. I could jump back and slam the door shut behind me, but it would cost me a second to open it. A second would be more than enough for Zeus.
“He’s friendly,” Cornelius called out from the conference room. “He just wants to say hello.”
“Cornelius . . .”
“Just treat him as a poodle.”
What was wrong with my life and how did I get to this place?
Slowly, I raised my hand and offered it to Zeus. He sniffed my fingers and nudged my palm with his wide nose.
“He’s nudging me.”
“Try petting him.”
I brushed my fingers up Zeus’ wide nose and over the blue fur on his forehead. He made a low rumbling noise that could’ve been a purr or might have been a sign that he was hungry. His tentacles moved, caught my hand, and released. He stared at the cooler in my other hand.
“No.”
Zeus blinked his mahogany eyelashes.
“No. You can’t have it.”
He opened his mouth—it split and it just kept going and going—and licked his lips.
“Absolutely not.”
I sidestepped him and carefully edged into the conference room. Bern sat at the table in front of his laptop. Fatigue overlaid his face, tugging at the corners of his eyes. As I entered, Cornelius turned away from the kitchen counter, brought two cups of coffee over, and set one in front of Bern.
“Thank you,” my cousin said.
Cornelius sipped coffee from his steaming mug.
Zeus nudged my ribs with his nose and looked longingly at the cooler.
“Is there something edible in there?” Cornelius asked.
I opened the cooler and showed the contents to them.
“Oh,” Cornelius said.
Bern blinked.
I closed the cooler and put it into the fridge, next to my stash of Juicy Juice.
Zeus sighed.
I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat down opposite from Bern. He stared at me over the laptop, his face grim.
“I’ve been over the contents of Rynda’s computer three times. I’ve gone over all of his correspondence, and I’ve analyzed the fungi database for hidden patterns. It’s not a code for anything. If the file exists, it’s not there.”
“Thank you for looking,” I said.
“I didn’t find anything.” Bern sighed.
Zeus parked himself in front of me and stared wistfully at my coffee.
“He likes you,” Cornelius said.
“Has Matilda seen him yet?”
“Not yet. With everything that went on, I asked them to delay their visit until tonight.”
I got up and looked in the fridge. Juice, a bunch of old grapes I should’ve tossed three days ago, a pack of mozzarella string cheese sticks sealed together into a block with plastic wrap. That will do.
“Can I give him cheese?”
“I do believe he’s a mammal, so yes.”
I tore several cheese sticks off the block, came back to my seat, opened one, and offered it to Zeus. He pondered the cheese for a long moment and opened his mouth. I deposited the stick into it.
Zeus chewed thoughtfully.
“Bern, would you mind looking through Brian’s personal correspondence one more time?” I asked. “If you’re too sick of it, I can get Bug.”
“No, I’m not sick of it.” Bern sat up straighter. “What am I looking for?”
“I would like to help as well,” Cornelius said.
“No, I was going to keep it all to myself, but now that you asked me, I guess I’ll clue you in.” Bug rolled his eyes.
“One day your face will get stuck like that,” I told him.
“Is that all you’ve got?” he asked.
“I’ve had a hard day. Don’t test me, Abraham.”
He opened his mouth and closed it with a click at the name. That’s right. I do know your real name.
“That’s playing dirty.”
“It is.”
“How did you know?”
“I’m a truthseeker, remember? I could fill this whole room with things I know and keep to myself.”
I tucked the cooler with the ear under my arm and headed down the stairs. It was finally time to go home.
In theory, successful kidnapping hinged on the victim being kept alive. In practice, things went wrong. Vincent, freshly pissed off from failing to intimidate Rynda, could’ve stormed into wherever they were keeping Brian and killed him in a fit of rage. Or they did try to sedate Brian, and he died. Or he could’ve made a break for it, and they accidentally killed him. The last possibility seemed remote. By all indications, Brian wasn’t the type to run or take a dangerous decisive action. He would likely comply with all of their demands, relying on other people to solve his problems, the way he relied on his older brother to handle the business issues and on his wife to shield him from domestic struggles. Brian led a charmed life. He wouldn’t jeopardize it. Not only that, but the people who grabbed him off the streets were professionals: they forced him to stop, nabbed him, and took off in seconds. They left no traces of themselves behind, and Bug still couldn’t find them. Professionals would have kept him alive.
If this was a punishment for our attack on House Harcourt, the ear would’ve been a lot bloodier.
If it wasn’t Brian’s ear in the cooler, we were in entirely new waters. Maybe cooler heads prevailed, and Alexander Sturm and Vincent Harcourt decided not to mutilate a Prime of another House. Vincent would do it for fun, but, really, how much of an accomplishment would it be to cut off Brian’s ear? We snatched this helpless mushroom mage off the street, beat him up, and chopped off his ear. We are total badasses, fear us. If they had gotten their hands on Rogan, that would be one thing. But doing it to Brian would only generate derision from other Houses.
If they really meant to terrify Rynda, they would’ve sent her Brian’s real ear.
That left only one possibility, and I really didn’t like it.
I punched the code into the door, stepped into the warehouse, closed the door, turned, and froze.
Zeus stood six inches from me. His massive head was level with my chest. Turquoise eyes regarded me with mild curiosity. He took up the entire width of the hallway. An enormous tiger-hound from another world with teeth the size of steak knives and a fringe of tentacles at his neck.
It occurred to me that I was covered in dried blood.
I held very still. I could jump back and slam the door shut behind me, but it would cost me a second to open it. A second would be more than enough for Zeus.
“He’s friendly,” Cornelius called out from the conference room. “He just wants to say hello.”
“Cornelius . . .”
“Just treat him as a poodle.”
What was wrong with my life and how did I get to this place?
Slowly, I raised my hand and offered it to Zeus. He sniffed my fingers and nudged my palm with his wide nose.
“He’s nudging me.”
“Try petting him.”
I brushed my fingers up Zeus’ wide nose and over the blue fur on his forehead. He made a low rumbling noise that could’ve been a purr or might have been a sign that he was hungry. His tentacles moved, caught my hand, and released. He stared at the cooler in my other hand.
“No.”
Zeus blinked his mahogany eyelashes.
“No. You can’t have it.”
He opened his mouth—it split and it just kept going and going—and licked his lips.
“Absolutely not.”
I sidestepped him and carefully edged into the conference room. Bern sat at the table in front of his laptop. Fatigue overlaid his face, tugging at the corners of his eyes. As I entered, Cornelius turned away from the kitchen counter, brought two cups of coffee over, and set one in front of Bern.
“Thank you,” my cousin said.
Cornelius sipped coffee from his steaming mug.
Zeus nudged my ribs with his nose and looked longingly at the cooler.
“Is there something edible in there?” Cornelius asked.
I opened the cooler and showed the contents to them.
“Oh,” Cornelius said.
Bern blinked.
I closed the cooler and put it into the fridge, next to my stash of Juicy Juice.
Zeus sighed.
I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat down opposite from Bern. He stared at me over the laptop, his face grim.
“I’ve been over the contents of Rynda’s computer three times. I’ve gone over all of his correspondence, and I’ve analyzed the fungi database for hidden patterns. It’s not a code for anything. If the file exists, it’s not there.”
“Thank you for looking,” I said.
“I didn’t find anything.” Bern sighed.
Zeus parked himself in front of me and stared wistfully at my coffee.
“He likes you,” Cornelius said.
“Has Matilda seen him yet?”
“Not yet. With everything that went on, I asked them to delay their visit until tonight.”
I got up and looked in the fridge. Juice, a bunch of old grapes I should’ve tossed three days ago, a pack of mozzarella string cheese sticks sealed together into a block with plastic wrap. That will do.
“Can I give him cheese?”
“I do believe he’s a mammal, so yes.”
I tore several cheese sticks off the block, came back to my seat, opened one, and offered it to Zeus. He pondered the cheese for a long moment and opened his mouth. I deposited the stick into it.
Zeus chewed thoughtfully.
“Bern, would you mind looking through Brian’s personal correspondence one more time?” I asked. “If you’re too sick of it, I can get Bug.”
“No, I’m not sick of it.” Bern sat up straighter. “What am I looking for?”
“I would like to help as well,” Cornelius said.
